Blah blah blah lung cancer, blah blah blah fuck you. I don't live to please you, I just please myself to live! Sit back and remember, don't take me seriously.
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I'm flattered. Leave me be, blondie.
Blah blah blah, ignoring Mello. Someone bake me a cake so I can throw it at his face.
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He pulled his shirt off and leaned back into her hands, closing his eyes. "Nope, nope. Definitely some sort of goddess."
"Yeah, I promise." He groaned and smiled. "You’re a goddess."
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Blah blah blah, ignoring Mello. Someone bake me a cake so I can throw it at his face.
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"Yeah, I promise." He groaned and smiled. "You're a goddess."
"Well.. can the hug come later? I’m all ready for a massage!"
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"Well.. can the hug come later? I'm all ready for a massage!"
I want a back rub. Who’s willing?
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love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
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//This blog is on hiatus until further notice..
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Kat tapped Matt on the shoulder, a box behind her back. Inside the box was a gift for Matt when his kemo would start to take his hair. It was a 100% human hair wig, dyed a deep crimson color, cut and styled just the way he wore his. She held the box out to him. " thanks for going through with these treatments"
Matt took the box from her with curiosity. There weren't any holidays this week, and no birthdays that he was aware off. Still, gifts!
The redhead opened the box and almost dropped his jaw. He'd mentioned to someone that he'd probably need a wig eventually, being too vain to rock the bald look. But without a job, getting anything convincing wasn't likely.
"Kat! You're great! Thanks so much." Matt gave her a hug.
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Let’s make out and play video games in our underwear.
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Right.. I'm going out. I don't want to hear any of this right now.
Don’t yell at me, Mel! Do you have any idea how much I hate this without you getting upset AT me?!
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Well excuse me for wanting to keep you happy! Isn't ignorance bliss??
Don’t yell at me, Mel! Do you have any idea how much I hate this without you getting upset AT me?!
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He widened his eyes as she kissed him, not sure how to react. Perfect? Nobody had any reason to think that about him. "T-that kind of love. God.." Matt frowned and hugged her. "Kat, that's a nice offer, but it doesn't work that way I think." He ignored the other part of the conversation, feeling awkward.
"I didn't tell Mello....." she held his arm and kissed his burn mark. "I'm sorry..." She glanced up at him. "And he's not my boyfriend..."
Matt wasn’t sure what to say to her. ���Why did you call him that, then?” He didn’t even care that Mello wasn’t told. He’d find out soon enough on his own. “Listen up, from now on, you don’t burn me with my own cigarette?”
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Don't yell at me, Mel! Do you have any idea how much I hate this without you getting upset AT me?!
Um. Right. Yeah, maybe I have cancer. It doesn’t matter though. Hey! Let’s go to an amusement park or something. Are those open during November?
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Matt shook his head, smiling at the other. "Just a stupid childish thought, really." He shifted his hips and kissed the other male once more, before he laughed again. "Have you ever done this before? Because when it comes to making out with myself, I'd have to admit that I'm a rookie."
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13. My muse has to live out one fantasy for your muse.
Matt widened his eyes. “Y-you.. I hope you aren’t having fantasies about yourself of all people! That’s just, vanity to the next level!” He chuckled and leaned closer.
"Though tell me, pretty boy. What do you want?"
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Matt stepped back and shook his head. "What do you mean you love me? You.. started saying it out of the blue and I need to know what you mean."
"I didn't tell Mello....." she held his arm and kissed his burn mark. "I'm sorry..." She glanced up at him. "And he's not my boyfriend..."
Matt wasn’t sure what to say to her. “Why did you call him that, then?” He didn’t even care that Mello wasn’t told. He’d find out soon enough on his own. “Listen up, from now on, you don’t burn me with my own cigarette?”
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