thechaosmuses

[thechaosmuses]

Hey y'all, sorry for not being here the last few days. Life got a little busy and hectic again and I didn't want to try and get on with the limited time I had because I knew I was pretty drained and didn't have the energy to put my best in. I also got a little depressed the last few days, but I think that was mostly pms.

But yeah, I'm here now and gonna hangout for a bit if anyone wants any of my muses thrown at them, maybe literally, maybe not, who knows.

[thechaosmuses]

Alright y'all, I got what I needed to done and I've still got a little energy so I'm gonna hang out on here for a bit before going to bed. I reblogged some memes but if anyone wants a starter or for me to send them memes just comment on this and lemme know, or send me a pm and tell me or we can plot something too.

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Friendship Starters, Vol. 5

(Sentences for friends, with an assortment of feelings. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you conspiring with my mother now?"

"I'm struck with the sensation that you might be the only person in the world I can talk to - who might understand me."

"When did you get so wise?"

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"You experienced something new today! Isn't that the whole point of life?"

"Were you just flirting with that woman?"

"You have no right to lecture me about the people I choose to be friends with!"

"Do you realise people think we're having an affair?"

"Have I not always protected you?"

"We don't have any fun! Not like we used to!"

"I've not had many friends in my time, but I'm proud to count you among them."

"See? That wasn't so difficult!"

"You've already met my family?"

"There is something going on with you!"

"Take your time. When you're ready to talk, we'll talk."

"Why are you being so mean to me? I thought we were friends!"

"Haven't you ever done anything stupid just for fun?"

"Your problem is you need to get more fun out of life!"

"Hmm? That's a smile! A small smile, but a smile nonetheless!"

"Everyone has something to hide, but I won't say anything you don't want me to."

"I never lie to my friends."

"Can I please stay here? Just for one more night?"

"What are you smiling at?"

"I think it's probably good you getting laid now and then, even if only to remove the stick up your ass."

"You'll end up falling out with everyone if you carry on like this!"

"I hate seeing you this sad."

"You see? You do know how to smile!"

"Who is she, and why is she being so mean to me?"

"You understand me better than any guy I've met. You get me, and that has been the nicest feeling."

"Thank you for being kind when you don't have to be."

"Don't change too much, okay? I kind of like you just how you are."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"This is weird, even for you. What are you doing?"

"You know, you worry too much. You'd be much more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself."

"I need to borrow a car tonight. Can I take yours?"

"Oh, here comes trouble!"

"I've never known myself as well as I know myself when I'm with you."

"I don't deserve someone like you."

"I was looking for advice, not a lecture."

"I think your mum is cross with me."

"You're the best friend I've ever had. You could say the only friend. I don't really collect friends."

"This is good! We're bonding!"

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Rivals Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses who are rivals with each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Have you come here to just look down on me?"

"Speaking plainly, what's in it for me?"

"Did you really think I was above that sort of thing?"

"Why can't you grasp that it's over for you?"

"Given the chance, you would deny me my life, wouldn't you?"

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

"Maybe what you hate about me the most is that I remind you of yourself."

"Even with all my knowledge and intrusion, I could never entirely predict you."

"We have more in common than you'd like to believe."

"I think if you wanted to kill me, you'd have done it already."

"It distresses me to say it, but thank you."

"The only person I hate more than you is me."

"I don't want to kill you anymore. Not now that I finally find you interesting."

"You are in my debt. I will call on it."

"You shouldn't compare yourself to me."

"What have you got in your hand? Something to bash me over the head with?"

"Now, get the fuck out of here before people start thinking we're friends!"

"It's your move, but I've got to say, your options don't look great."

"If you had known it was me, would you have come?"

"Is this the best you can do?"

"I could say that you owe me, or that we have a debt to settle, but that would be playing yesterday's game, and there's no longer time for that."

"I think it's time we sorted out our problem one way or another, don't you?"

"I still hate you."

"We had an arrangement. You don't come here."

"Do you have an issue with me?"

"We don't have to trust each other, we don't even have to like each other, but we have to work together on this."

"Begging for mercy is not my style."

"I have an understanding of your state of mind. You understand mine. We're just alike. This gives you the capacity to deceive me, and be deceived by me."

"I should have known that I would be wasting my time trying to fool you."

"You're not going to survive coming after me."

"You've fantasised about killing me? Tell me, how would you do it?"

"Do you think I am your nemesis?"

"Just for the record: I don't want to be here right now."

"We're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring."

"Are you doing this because I got the job? You're doing this because I got the job over you?"

"It's funny that I of all people should feel concern for you, but I do."

"Am I supposed to be impressed?"

"If you want my help, you'll do as I ask."

"I don't find you that interesting."

"You represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining."

"We have nothing to say to each other!"

"We cannot afford to be enemies anymore."

"We're not that different, you and I."

"Can't you see it? Feel it? I'm winning."

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⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐭

❝ i’m fine. just... blurry. ❞

❝ how long have i been awake? ❞

❝ i’m not even tired anymore. that’s the scary part. ❞

❝ sorry, what were you saying? i spaced out. ❞

❝ do my eyes look as bad as they feel? ❞

❝ i swear i just blinked. was that a nap? ❞

❝ i think my thoughts are melting. ❞

❝ caffeine is basically my blood type at this point. ❞

❝ i can’t tell if i’m hallucinating or dreaming with my eyes open. ❞

❝ i should sleep. but if i stop, i’m afraid i won’t start again. ❞

❝ don’t let me fall asleep here. seriously. ❞

❝ i’m running on fumes and bad decisions. ❞

❝ every time i close my eyes, it feels like i’m falling. ❞

❝ i forgot what rested feels like. ❞

❝ if i sleep, i’ll miss everything. ❞

❝ i’m too tired to be mad… so congrats, i guess. ❞

❝ i can’t think straight. not with this fog in my head. ❞

❝ my body’s here, but the rest of me checked out hours ago. ❞

❝ sleep is a luxury i can’t afford right now. ❞

❝ i think i’m dreaming. wait... am i dreaming? ❞

❝ my nightmares are waiting for me. i’d rather stay awake. ❞

❝ i need to rest, but resting feels like surrender. ❞

❝ there’s no peace when i close my eyes. ❞

❝ i’m scared to sleep. i’m scared of what’s waiting in the dark. ❞

❝ i can’t stop. if i do, everything falls apart. ❞

❝ don’t ask if i’m okay—just lie with me for a little while. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to snap. i’m just... so tired. ❞

❝ sleep doesn’t help anymore. it just delays the crash. ❞

❝ the world feels louder when you haven’t slept. ❞

❝ i’m unraveling, thread by thread. ❞

❝ every second awake feels like it’s clawing at my brain. ❞

❝ i’m afraid if i close my eyes, you’ll be gone when i wake up. ❞

❝ i’ve been running on survival mode for too long. ❞

❝ this isn’t living, this is drifting. ❞

❝ sometimes being awake hurts less than the dreams. ❞

❝ i don’t know if i’m tired or if i’m just... done. ❞

❝ my thoughts keep looping like a broken record. ❞

❝ i keep thinking maybe i’ll rest when it’s all over. ❞

❝ i can’t sleep. not when you’re still hurting. ❞

❝ i keep waiting for morning, but it never comes. ❞

❝ my body aches like grief. ❞

❝ i’m holding on. barely. ❞

❝ i’m so tired, i forgot why i started this. ❞

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Assorted Media Sentences, Vol. 22

(Sentences from various pieces of media. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Would you ever submit to analysis? You'd make a fascinating study!"

"I've seen the scars on your body."

"You have a curious secretive streak in you!"

"Our world is changing. It's a place I don't belong in anymore."

"It can be hard to tell who or what a man is if he's got a mind to convince you otherwise."

"Have you never been wrong?"

"What? You imagine no one else can solve this case?"

"For once, I think you're wrong."

"There's no need for formalities. No one else is looking, are they?"

"You've got anger in your eye. It's a dangerous defect."

"When you love someone, you've got to trust them. There's no other way."

"The only thing I can't figure out is why you'd risk your neck for a stranger!"

"Things are a little tense between you two, huh?"

"I take it you have never been in love?"

"If you let me, I want to give you the world and everything in it."

"Self pity is an extremely unattractive quality."

"What does it feel like knowing that there'll be no memory of you?"

"I care about you, but I just don't have those kind of feelings about you. I'm sorry."

"You should be happy that you're still alive!"

"How can it be considered a gift when you can see the future but you don't have the power to change it?"

"You really don't know how to have fun, do you?"

"What are you doing? Who are you protecting with all these lies?"

"You wouldn't believe the fantasies he has about you! Do you want me to tell you?"

"Don't you realise what you're doing? You're destroying the Earth!"

"I didn't come here for the party. I came here for you."

"There you go, lying about me again."

"Don't pretend to give a shit with me!"

"The bullet's still in there. I can feel it."

"Do you think that you are capable of killing your father?"

"Don't risk it. It doesn't look safe."

"Is anyone not trying to kill you?"

"Tell me something; would you ever consider working for me?"

"I've done things I wish I could take back. Things that you've got no business hearing."

"I told you to listening to me! Why didn't you listen?"

"There will be plenty of time for amazement later. Right now, I urgently need facts."

"I am old enough to make my own decisions, whether you are ready to accept that or not!"

"Are you just going to stare at me like I'm some kind of space alien?"

"You're going to get drunk again, are you?"

"I'd love to learn anything that you'd want to teach me."

"I'm not too fond of shooting. My preference is to blow things up."

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General Sentences, Vol. 25

(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"My word is final."

"So, this is where you work?"

"Do you promise that I'm going to be okay?"

"If you didn't come here to apologise, why are you here?"

"You're losing a lot of blood right now."

"I don't think I should talk to you."

"I love how delusional you are."

"What did you think you would achieve with this?"

"This is exactly why I hate coming here."

"What do you think you're playing at?"

"It wasn't my idea!"

"Sit down. I want to talk to you."

"You are nothing without me."

"When did you get so wise?"

"I know I'm going to die, but it won't be today."

"Do you enjoy performing in front of people?"

"I take my job very seriously."

"What does all this have to do with me?"

"You have nothing to be sorry about."

"Do you realise people think we're having an affair?"

"We're not that different, you and I."

"There is something seriously wrong with you!"

"You really know how to throw a party!"

"Are you suggesting a marriage of convenience?"

"Can't you give me a straight answer anymore?"

"If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?"

"I didn't think you'd come!"

"You're smarter than this. What's going on?"

"Why would I hang out with a loser like you?"

"I'm being set up!"

"Is that blood? Are you okay?"

"Trust me, I've done this before."

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( a collection of drunken confessions dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips

(mix of silly, emotional, messy, sweet, and chaotic)

"you ever think maybe we were meant to meet... like, cosmically?"

"i shouldn't say this... but i've been in love with you for forever."

"shhh. don’t tell anyone i said this but... you’re my favorite person."

"you’re so pretty. it’s actually unfair. i’m mad at you now."

"i miss you. even when you're here, i miss you."

"if you asked me right now, i’d run away with you."

"i told myself i wouldn’t cry and now look at me—i'm soggy."

"can i tell you a secret? no one knows this. not even me."

"i don't want to go home. it’s not warm there like you are."

"you smell like safety. that’s weird, right?"

"you always leave the party too early. stay longer this time. stay with me."

"i don't like them. i never did. i only said yes to make you jealous."

"you were my first love. not that you needed to know that."

"you always knew me better than anyone. it’s scary sometimes."

"every time you smile at someone else i feel sick. it’s pathetic, i know."

"i think you're the only person who's ever actually seen me."

"you promised me you’d stay. why did you lie?"

"remember when we used to dream together? god, we were so young."

"don’t laugh but... i wrote poems about you. they were bad."

"you’re everything to me. but it’s fine. you don’t have to feel the same."

"your hands are so warm. i could live here, holding you."

"you were my favorite chapter. i keep rereading you."

"i’m not drunk. okay i am. but the feelings? those are real."

"i wish i was braver when it counted."

"it’s you. it’s always been you."

"do you think we missed our chance?"

"they don’t deserve you. but i was too scared to try to be someone who did."

"stop looking at me like that. i’ll fall in love all over again."

"you said you didn’t want anything serious... but i did. i wanted you."

"i’m scared. and it’s not the booze—it’s the idea of losing you."

"i tell everyone i’m over you but then you look at me and i fall apart."

"you were the only one who stayed when everything else fell apart."

"if i tell you i love you, will you leave? please don’t."

"the world feels quieter when you're near. like everything makes sense."

"you taste like trouble and i’d still kiss you again."

"god, i hate you. i hate how much i still love you."

"every version of me has wanted every version of you."

"you were my home. i didn’t realize until i lost the key."

"don’t leave yet. just one more moment like this. please."

"i think i messed up. i picked everyone else before you."

"if i asked you to kiss me, would you?"

"remember when you held my hand like you meant it?"

"you’re my what-if. and it kills me."

"can we just stay like this? pretend it’s still us?"

"i forgive you. even though it still hurts."

"i lied. when i said i didn’t care. i always did."

"you look so good right now. it's annoying. stop it."

"you make the world feel a little less heavy."

"i saved every text. is that weird?"

"i love you. even if i forget this in the morning, i mean it right now."

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HOPE MIKAELSON Legacies

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Closed Starter for; Buffy Summers (@little-miss-buffy) TVD Muse; Niklaus Ryder Mikaelson tvdu muse starter call

Klaus had heard through the grape vine that Buffy was back in New Orleans, and in typical Klaus fashion did something to draw her attention to him rather than just simply calling her or going out to find her. He'd made a little show of attacking and chasing a young woman through the streets of New Orleans until Buffy showed herself.

The Original hybrid still had one arm wrapped around the woman's upper body, holding her to him with her back to his chest as she struggled against him. His hybrid eyes and fangs were on full display as he met Buffy's gaze and gave her a smug smirk and spoke, "Finally you show yourself, love. I could have killed this poor girl by now."

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Closed Starter for; Buffy Summers (@little-miss-buffy) TVD Muse; Jeremiah Steven Gilbert tvdu muse starter call

Jeremy hadn't seen Buffy in a few months, and so when he'd opened his apartment door after hearing a knock on it, he hadn't been expecting to see the woman who was like an aunt or older sister to him. He gave her a small smile, and a "Hey, Buffy. Come in." as he opened the door of further to let her in before shutting it behind her. He moved to stand in the kitchen, his arms coming up to cross over her chest as he let the silence linger between them for a moment, and then his smile dropped, his head tilting to the side before he spoke again.

"So, are you just here to visit or is there some new big threat coming to Mystic Falls?"

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Hey y'all, I've been having a somewhat low energy day today since I'm at the week before my period and I always get really tired and just don't feel too great, plus I'm still getting over being sick. But I wanted to come on for a little bit at least and try and get some things done so that's what I'm gonna do. I won't lie though I might end up passing out pretty soon so apologies in advance if that happens 🥲

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Like this post for a short starter from Zander Santiago! I'm still going to be doing other things with other muses if you guys want anyone else, but this mans is being very loud in my head. I think it's because he's new to Tumblr but I've had him on Discord for a little while, and he's quite eager to meet everyone here. His info is → here.

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Like this post for a short starter from Kai Parker! I am still working on things but this man has been screaming at me all day so if anyone else would like to deal with him, please let me know- I promise I'll tell him to be nice but make no promises that he'll follow through with it.

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find more stars here → the voltron muses

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find more stars here → the 911 muses