I am a God of Cucumbers. I offer only Cucumbers and retribution through Tomatoes .
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Okay I lied I now think Hera/Chloris would be fun as a yuri crackship
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typical harry travels to the marauders era au but every time severus sees harry, he mistakes him for james for the first few times, until harry manages to convince him that he's nothing like james. and then they end up being really good friends, so severus stops having a visibly negative reaction as soon as he sees harry.
until it's the one time it isn't harry. james potter enters the room to try and hex severus, but severus, because he's wearing goggles, doesn't notice the different eye colour and ends up grabbing his arm and making him sit through a yapping session while he brews something and james fawking falls in love with him.
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Okay I swear that I am normal about Ody, Poseidon, Penelope, Zeus and hermes,- I love the way you draw their designs! Especially Hades, he so attractive bro-
DANG ODY HAVE REALLY THICK THIGHS (and boobs, who said that?-) (Rip chiton, it looks like it's fighting for its life.)
Penelope is so lucky....
Anyways your art is delicious thank you so much for the meal *noms* noms* very talented of you.
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just another silly rp moment can never stop thinking about this quote hades said ever
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My most liked post on Twitter for some reason
Oh Yarnaby....
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I'm not immune to Odysseus raising Astyanax/Scamandrius
A mix of me joking to my partner about "what ifs" regarding this alternative and tumblr telepathically knowing to send posts my way regarding the same subject matter lead to this being made.
Athena's goodbye coming sooner than anticipated as well lmao.
The reason why I chose Zeus is because I imagined it takes place during "The Horse and The Infant", with Zeus listing all the reasons Odysseus should NOT take the baby,as Odysseus straps the lil one to himself,nonchalantly.
"He will burn down your house and throne"
"Oh just that? Aight bet,what's a little arson from a little rascal-".
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Heat wave in England! Y’all know what that means
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Hiya, are you the person who was talking about the idea of hades holding up his siblings in kronos's belly? it's an idea that broke containment, and saw some people referring to you as the source...
hope you have a good day/night
Yep that’s me! It shouldn’t have broken containment. Guess ill have to find the leak
But yeah the idea of why my hades has the scars from his feet to his mid stomach is from stomach acid burns as he held all the siblings on his shoulders
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