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iamdarcylewis​:

Darcy gasped. She didn’t expect that. Man, it’s been so many years since she last saw her ipod, she even asked Josh if he had it even if it was impossible but hey, she had to try anyway. 

But there it was. She took it in her hands, how did that thing still any battery left? The first thing she did was check her songs, she cringed at some like Party Rock Anthem but it was really her ipod.

“Thanks I.. Wow, I really thought you guys either lost it or destroyed it. Tell Sterling I say thanks.”

“Yeah, you’d think we had bigger priorities when smuggling things out when SHIELD fell but hey, there it is.” 

Sam was elated to have been the one to reunite Darcy Lewis with her fabled ipod but there wasn’t much more for him to do and he felt strange lingering after his assignment. If you could even call it that. 

“I’ll be sure to relay the message. Apologies again for the... appropriation of your belongings.” 

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iamdarcylewis​:

“Oh thank you.” She shook his hand, man she loved how Doctor Lewis sounded and she worked so hard to get it so she was calling herself that every occasion she had. 

Of course they were SHIELD. Be nice, they’re being nice. “Nice to meet you Sam Koenig, I bet you do very important stuff even if it is for SHIELD.” She was trying okay.

“No worries, no worries. I come in peace. I’ll be brief. I know your history. I have a special delivery for you. Like I said. Very long time in the making.” 

Sam reached into his pocket and pulled out an old familiar sight for Darcy.

Her ipod.

“Compliments of Agent Sterling.” 

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               psa : this blog respects duplicates .

i’m here to support you all and cheer you on , not to tear you down . i will never use ic interactions to insult your portrayal or belittle you . if there is anything i can help you with , i will . this is not a competition and i am not your rival .

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iamdarcylewis​:

Darcy knew some people knew she tasered Thor but she never expected someone to be so excited to meet her, let alone a fan. Usually she was the fan so she had a big smile on her face as she greeted the man. “Hey! Wow, I.. Thanks? I mean, a girl had to defend herself, am I right?” Wait, he read her file four times? She really had to get rid of that file.

“Right you are, Ms--I mean, Doctor Lewis. Man, that just sounds so good with your name too. We’re very proud of you.”

“I’m Sam Koenig. Here on official SHIELD business. Very important stuff. 12 years in the making, really.” 

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@iamdarcylewis​ liked for a starter with Sterling’s random side blogs ;3

“Holy crap. You’re Darcy Lewis. You’re the one who tased Thor when he first came to earth. Wow! Honor to meet you. Legendary stuff. Read the whole file like four times. Big fan.”

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The Sarcasm, Wit, and Sarcastic Wit of Michael Westen: 27/∞

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Quake. (4x12//7x11)

(gif request by @shaunbacon)

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The Koenigs

↳ for @agl03​

Bonus:

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my new favorite team

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theshieldjanitor​:

“Alright, I’ll bite. What is Amnesia?”

“Oh, man! It’s this awesome first person survival horror game. You totally immerse yourself in it. Lights out. Headphones. It’s pretty dope.”

“Lalalala, not listening!”

“Then go in another room. No one invited you into this conversation. Sam didn’t even get to the first monster before he quit.”

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1x19  The Only Light in the Darkness

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theshieldjanitor​:

“Don’t worry, I’m not easily scared. That’s a lie. I’m not easily scared by things related to video games. I’ve had a lot of practice.”

“Oh, in that case have you played Amnesia?” 

“Don’t mention that game!” 

“I already did.” 

“I still have nightmares.” 

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theshieldjanitor​:

“Uh, did the Millennium Falcon make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Yes. Yes to both.”

“Oh man, I gotta tell Sam.” 

“Tell Sam what?”

“We got a new Call of Duty teammate.”

“Oh sweet! Haven’t found anyone to replace Eric yet. Gonna have to give you a trial run if you wanna run with the big dogs.” 

“Ok, don’t scare him off. I like this one. Be cool.” 

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“Well, I wasn’t going to send you in after him like a pokemon to battle it out. At least not now.” 

“But this is a top secret base. I can’t have animal control running around. I will handle this. No worries. Or... some worries. Concerns rather.” 

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“Barton… I’ve been trying to catch him for weeks.”

“Either that or a possum. In which case… we should probably… do something about that.”

“Well…I don’t think I have the ability to do anything about it if it’s Agent Barton,” Charlie sheepishly admits, glancing up at the ceiling again. “But I could call a local wildlife rescue who can check if it’s a possum? If they just find Agent Barton there’s no harm in it, but if it’s a possum they can take it to their sanctuary.”

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theshieldjanitor​:

“My guy, you are the genius. Oh! I have this pen pack that has six different colored inks in it. We could do different colors for different sound effects!“

“How have we not been friends for years? Do you play Call of Duty? Do you have an xbox?”

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Can I have your full name?

Have you ever been married?

Please list your immediate family.

What’s the difference between an egg and a rock?

Have you ever heard of project Insight?

Ever had any contact with Alexander Pierce?

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

S.H.I.E.L.D. no longer exists. The agency has been labeled a terrorist organization. So why are you here?

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theshieldjanitor​:

“I’m not sure putting ‘pow, blam, and bang’ over official documents normally shows above-average intelligence, but I will accept the compliment anyways.”

“Well, not over the actual documents, of course. That’s why I had a copier put in here. And a shredder.” 

“All the fun, none of the trouble. Quick, hand it to me and grab a pen. Ah man, Sam is gonna love this when I tell him.”