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Send me a ∯ and I'll tell you about one of my muse's scars or tattoos

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"Am I on the naughty list?"

"Slow down, would you? I want a good look!"

"Oh rack off, you bloody show pony!"

"How can I know who I am until I find out who I was?"

"Everyone loves the sleigh."

"Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack!"

"Oh good. That was my idea."

"I hope you like...

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Send a $ and I'll tell you my muse's reaction to being mugged by your muse.

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"Do do do do. Beep beep bamwamwowowow." 

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Stay out. 

I'm remodeling the page. 

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I should post here more. 

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"Ahhhh. What a refreshing more than a month nap that was. Wait. Where are my legions? WHERE ARE MY LEGIONS OF LOYAL SOLDIERS?" 

Is handed a piece of paper. 

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK VACATION TIME? I DIDN'T SAY ANYONE COULD TAKE VACATIONS. GET THEM BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" 

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"AHEM, ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATESS!"

"In lieu of Amazon'ss new thirty minute drone ssservice. I am happy to introduce Cobra Mail'ss new THIRTY SSSECOND M.A.S.S. DELIVERY SSSERVICE! All you need to do is send three thousand dollarsss to Cobra Island in return for a M.A.S.S. tracking chip! Once your chip has been received, sssimply sselect Cobra Mail in your ssshipping optionsss. When your order hasss been processsed, our highly skilled team will nearly instantaneousssly teleport your order into your home via the M.A.S.S. DEVICE!" 

"We await your tracking chip ordersss." 

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What do you think my character's autobiography would be called?

they’ll tell you how accurate you are.

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COMMANDER CLAUS, 

IS COMING TO TOOOOWNNN!

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"Well of course I remove it eat wh- What the?" 

"COMMANDER, I MUST PROTEST TO THIS OUTSIDER BEING INVITED TO YOUR BANQUET. WHY, I WAS NOT EVEN INVITED AND I INVENTED YOUR WEATHER DOMINATOR DEVICE!" 

  "Desstro, how dare you enter my banquet hall unannounced Wait. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, UNHAND ME AT ONCE!" 

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"You may dine with me under a sssingle condition. Under no circumssstancess are you to look upon my face." 

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"You may dine with me under a sssingle condition. Under no circumssstancess are you to look upon my face." 

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"Why would I poison a meal I intend to eat? THAT’SSS JUSST SSILLY!" 

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"Why would I poison a meal I intend to eat? THAT'SSS JUSST SSILLY!" 

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"Yesss, but it may get quite lonely. Therefore I am willing to pay you ten thousand Serpetines to eat dinner with me." 

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"Yesss, but it may get quite lonely. Therefore I am willing to pay you ten thousand Serpetines to eat dinner with me." 

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"I AM THROWING A GATHERING FOR MY MOST BELOVED MEMBER OF COBRA. MEEEEE! AHAHAHAHA!" 

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A video just for this day.