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why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

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Non-animated:

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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Juleka and Rose if they slayed

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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misc stuff

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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I love you, George Takei.

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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your life is not an optimization problem

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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*