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man the public defender discourse pisses me off so bad. yeah. yeah I do think that every single person deserves representation. yeah that includes people who *have* committed rape and murder and abuse. when I say every single person I mean every single person. if your idea of justice excludes one person it excludes everyone. next question
#politics#public defenders#defense attorneys#legal system#see: the US abridging the human right to a fair trial#over the civil matter of immigration#by snatching people off the street in broad daylight into unmarked black SUVs#and spiriting them from state to state without legal representation#at least they don't just take them somewhere for summary executions yet but
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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
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also, there are entire mainstream FM radio stations devoted to playing 90s/2000s teenager pop punk. the future is now, old man!
sometimes you just see a popular post that makes you realize that you and the bulk of tumblr's userbase have very different life experiences
#music#I'd be fine with more radio stations that played oldies and classic rock#again because I listen to lots of kinds of music
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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
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Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.
Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:
If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.
Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.
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#these r megafauna. to me
Cruise ships departing
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I can’t stop thinking about this tweet the like phrasing on this is hilarious to me
#fire emblem#ffxiv is about this except what if you started kissing dragons instead of killing them#to be clear we did have to kill at least two dragons but we're making great progress re: kissing the remainder
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
#post is from 2022#but I'm certain you could've made this joke about something in Kirk/Spock zine fandom 50 years ago#if not OG edwardian sherlock holmes fandom
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême
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it's true and you should say it.
#long post#politics#fascism#degenerate art#the only way to protect those you love#is to stand up for the human rights of those you find most abhorrent#or you will find that you or those you love have had their human rights withdrawn too
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