thecoolestfuckingguy

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

It’d fine ig?

I don’t really care for doing it but I won’t snitch if you do

Ello puke fur :3

Hello small child

why are you here?

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Ello puke fur :3

Hello small child

why are you here?

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Finally.

I got my account back

That fucker didn’t even post anything either.

But what the hell

I’m back

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

As another scientist said somewhat recently “Baseless assumptions are the number one killer”

I have a control group, however I thought that people on this blog may care more about the ​engxgt hqz then the others

This is your first study, right?

Yes.

He’s a very interesting specimen, wouldn’t you agree?

And tomorrow is the second, which I might show here, depending on how it goes.

He’ll be in one piece mostly likely.

For a while anyway 

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Strength Study 

Study 2#

Note: he is weaker because of injury so it is best to try this again later

Top speed he could reach was closer to the speed of light then I’ve observed for a while, though he couldn’t maintain it for long.

(note to compare this to other sonics top speeds)

Hes about average in most thing but speed is really exceptional

Most of the study could not be completely because of the subject passing out around the start so this should continue at a later time.

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Would you care to expand?

This is your first study, right?

Yes.

He’s a very interesting specimen, wouldn’t you agree?

And tomorrow is the second, which I might show here, depending on how it goes.

He’ll be in one piece mostly likely.

For a while anyway 

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

This is your first study, right?

Yes.

He’s a very interesting specimen, wouldn’t you agree?

And tomorrow is the second, which I might show here, depending on how it goes.

He’ll be in one piece mostly likely.

For a while anyway 

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Control Study

1#

BPM: 190

(Note: can spike all the way to 200, look into this during the first round of testing.)

Protein (g/dl): 4.58-6.78

Glucose (g/dL): 71-119

pH: 7-7.5

CEL: 74.2

(note: this is much higher then average, also look into this, maybe use a separate testing day for it.)

BMI: 16

(note: underweight. Interesting.)

Height: 4’2

Weight: 57 pounds

BP: couldn’t take, maybe sedate next time

Consensus: He’s very hard to handle, and keeps asking where Fiona is. Rather hard to handle but easily tires. Shall be sent to that containment cell made for Sonic , should work the same. Give him back his items, with certain controls of course.

Study Engxgt hqz is ready.



[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Scourge will be unavailable for most of the foreseeable future

If you have questions for me

Ask away.

R.

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

I’m so fucking tired bro

I actually hate this what the fuck

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

NO ONE SAW THAT

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Damn shits just going down right now huh

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

What the actual fuck is wrong with me

I need to like

do better

Any tips on.. idk just not fucking being a cry baby

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

reblog if your muse really wants affection. no particular reason, they just really need a hug or cuddle

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

[thecoolestfuckingguy]

Feeling like a kicked puppy for no fucking reason