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I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind. I've known about the Call of Duty Soldier fandom for like a hot minute. But it was always right in the corner of my eye far enough away that I didn't interact with it, I knew it existed but that was it. And eventually I learn little bits about these soldiers. One is named Ghost, people like baby girling him, One is named soap or soup I don't know which. And one has anxiety. That's all I know about this fandom. And yet this past week all I've seen is the cod soldiers. I feel like I'm drowning in this fandom that I've never interacted with. Feel like I'm about to have a mental breakdown over this. I was on the edge of a stream and now I'm drowning in the middle of the ocean. I don't understand anything I'm seeing. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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I'm a security guard and every shift I work I'm convinced I'm in a horror movie. I'm about to die. Eithor the ghost at the haunted mansion will kill me or the zombie pleage will infect me from the lab that specializes in dead anime diseases or I'm watching cameras and the one that pointed at me goes down and I'm about to be killed or knocked out by hiest people. With my imagination there is never a boring shift.

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This is so beautiful. I love it.

I know that Squak is going to be the “fun” Uncle for Peep but what if the others? I trying to imagine like Peep describing her mother’s “family” tree and it’s fucking wild man. Like she’s giving like a “ my family tree” presentation to her class:

After a long explanation as to what bad parts of birds Great-grandfather is made up of Peep is ready to share with the class her TOP 5 favorite family members on her Mother’s side.

First is what looks like a professional headshot of a dark skinned man’s with bird like features giving a seductive/suggestive look and an signature autograph of the pen named “Airry Pearry”.

“And here is Uncle Squak, he likes to party hard and write stories with me. Mommy says I can’t have the special drinks and Glad Stuff that she and uncle like to have until I get bigger, but they give me my favorite juice and candy so I can have fun too!”

Peep slides over to the next set of people on the board labeled Andhera and BINX. A picture of a handsome tall man with a small cloud over his head standing next to a shorter woman with a choppy bob and moth wings on her back. Both look like a deer in the headlights spooked from having their picture taken in grubby shirts, stretchy leggings, and mismatched socks.

“And here is Uncle Andhera and Aunt BINX; uncle is the prince of the Unseelie Court and can fold so many animal out of paper, and knows a lot about caves! Auntie has a HUGE collection of cool stuff that people forgot! Uncle also has a dog with a face of an old man named Grandpa Dog! It even speaks! Aunt BINX gives me hot chocolate when we go camping outside and always has a warm blanket for when it gets cold.”

They then slide their fingers to the last two names in front of the children. Both Huge and monstrous beings wearing really fancy clothing. One with the face of a canine, many teeth and sharp claws. The other the head of a green barn owl but the body of a bear wearing flowers on them.

“And here is Uncle Hob and Auncle Rue. Uncle Hob is big and scary looking at first, but he is very soft and gentle and lets me ride his horse with him. I once saw him punch a tree in half while getting the fire wood on our camping trip with Aunt BINX and Uncle Andera. Auncle Rue is so pretty and always wears the nicest clothes. I like to dress up with them and have our tea parties! They used to plan and host BIG parties for everyone in all the realms of the fey wild.Mommy, and Uncle Squak, and Uncle Andhera, and Aunt BINX, and Uncle Hob met at one of their parties. They like to play matchmaker.”

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I saw an ad and I thought it said " opium $30 a month" and my first thought was doctors are really digging deep if they are looking for patients on Tumblr.