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I bought a new Friedrich AC unit and opened window upstairs and this happened. Total loss.
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Ghosts fear humans because we’re the scariest beings on Earth.

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Hybridized cats. They sleep like humans.

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Howl cute! A black cat with carnations!

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I’m sorry your credit card on PayPal refused transaction. I cannot do a Brazilian Wax!

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May l have a Lb of this and beef tongue to go?!

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I’m sorry sir, we cannot allow you into our Pinterest Community Club!

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We hired her as our coffee barista because she’s a great communicator!

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l was dead two years ago and was encrypted. I am trying to get my older life back on Tumbler. I want to return as The Count of Monty Python. I had postings on some old followings but in my absence lost all as death tends to do. My Death was caused by starvation being unable to find natural ladies to feast upon….
Count Rotciv
aka= Thē Count of Monty Python
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