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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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I get great satisfaction from the fact that even though my phone has access to the entire english dictionary I can still beat it at scrabble

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Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

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I followed the pattern and shapes happened what the hell kind of sorcery is this?

Knitting is magic. I just follow the pattern and shapes happen

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i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

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If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

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if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

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I think that Joey and Madeleine should drop a new album right now cause we've all been so patient since that Instagram post over a year ago

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*ethereal yell*

oh, oh, oh-oh-oh...

there's a second wind coming, as we lie here in our bed....

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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