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[thedangerstranger]

extremely true.

(and also Zigzagoon and Chansey but. Furret.)

tired of normal type hate. folks of rotomblr. reblog with your favourite normal type and why

[thedangerstranger]

there is no such thing as 'too many'

Today's not so evil plan:

Watch cute Furret videos with my Furret + Sentret (plural) until my rotom bonks me on the head and tells me to stop

[thedangerstranger]

frankly i think telling you to stop is evil on the part of your rotom.

Today's not so evil plan:

Watch cute Furret videos with my Furret + Sentret (plural) until my rotom bonks me on the head and tells me to stop

[thedangerstranger]

If you could pick one person to remove from your lived experience of the world, who would it be? They'd still exist, but you'd never have to see or interact with them again. Nor hear or even think of them, if you so choose.

...probably my cousin's dad? he just kinda, like... sucks. miserably. i do not want to ever have to deal with him again.

which, like, there's nothing making me, but i'll take the insurance, y'know?

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to be extremely and perfectly honest.

my girlfriend.

i love her so much.

maybe she's not in any history books just yet, but she's a hero to me.

I'm seeing lots of people doing these about Pokemon, so I'm going to do one about humans!

What's everyone's favorite human? My favorite is the human hero of hope!

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...are they just eating raw coffee? why. what. why.

i love coffee. the crunch is amazing. sucks that its so bitter though.

WHY IS THERE CRUNCH

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well, you see

i cannot pick a favourite thing, because there are too many good things about Furret to pick just one. even simply saying 'everything' does not truly grasp the totality of the glory of Furret

Okay so anyways what's your favorite thing about Furrets guys.

If the answer isn't "everything" then you're WRONG!!!!

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fair point, no further comments, you're doin' great

WOOOO YEAHHHHH LETS GOOO 💥💥💥👊👊🎉🎉 the ONLY evil team i can get behind tbh

second question. what happens now

-🎲

Uh.

FURRET WORLD DOMINATION!!!

[thedangerstranger]

this doesn't feel very evil, frankly

WOOOO YEAHHHHH LETS GOOO 💥💥💥👊👊🎉🎉 the ONLY evil team i can get behind tbh

second question. what happens now

-🎲

Uh.

FURRET WORLD DOMINATION!!!

[thedangerstranger]

Pelipper Mail!

Rainbow Apple

[uh... i can't attach an image. pretend there's a little picture of a rainbow apple here.]

It looks hand-painted, but it's naturally colourful like that.

...i am now desperately wondering what kinda juice you could make out of this thing. that would either be incredible or a sensory absurdity. either way, i wanna try it.

ah well. it's an apple. it tastes good. like an apple but also like rainbows and pride. surprisingly good combination of flavours. hell yeah

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//hey, i have a stupid idea.

rb this post to eventually get pelipper mailed an Object. what sort of object? that's for me to know and you to find out :)

[thedangerstranger]

this is true! they are all great. Furret is just the best

linoone anon should make an account just for linoone at this point :P

.......I'd follow that-

NOT FROM TEAM FURRET OF COURSE. THIS IS A FURRET ACCOUNT. BUT LINOONE ARE CUTE TOO.

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OH HELL YEAH :D

FURRET WORLD DOMINATION. IF YOU DISAGREE GO BUY A NEW OPINION FROM THE OPINION STORE.

Uh.

There's no admins or anything like that yet so if you want that YOU CAN WAIT!!!!!!

(Ooc under cut)

//Hi. It's me Midnight again. Guess who has no impulse control /silly

Uhhhhh anyways this is ran in character by the one and only Atlas @psn-stalling!! It's a joke account and isn't an actual evil team by any means. Just a teenager messing around.

Same rules over there apply here!!!

[thedangerstranger]

wishing you both a very lewd pride month

don't need the wish, but thank you anyway!

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happy pride from me and my smoking hot girlfriend, by the way. we are. busy. today. for reasons you can probably gather.

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//OOC Post//

I've been feeling a little lonely, so if you'd like, reblog if it's okay for Kori to interact with you all!

If you'd like to interact with Kori, be my guest!

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A team consists of 3 sync pairs. Which canon sync pair would your character team up with?

//Well, for one, Silver, for that sassy lost child goodness. Seriously, though, the vibes match a lot, Mx Danger's just matured since they were Like That. They'd also have an interesting relationship with Valerie, I'd think, given Valerie's desire to be a Pokémon and the werewolf deal.