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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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I tell you to "pull my finger" and when you do the gates of hell open to a cacophony of demonic cries

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they don't even put puzzles on the cereal boxes anymore

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Oi oi oi oi

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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Tricky Tony gives us the best little guy and takes him away,,, not even a leitmotif to his name

BONUS: Ramb speaks up

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

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Guy who gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters and is really mad because all they write is "gadzooks!"

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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FIRMLY GRASP IT.

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ok thanks

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Their matching accessories 💚