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This is Wrex! After six months, my pretty little alien-dinosaur son is done. I made him as a gift for my partner and I’m so thrilled with how he turned out.

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deconstructive sex pollen fic where proper containment, quarantine, and treatment protocols are followed. there's no sex, just a lot of sitting alone in rooms while horny.

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yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

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“you’re never really ‘alone on valentine’s day’ if you think about all the parasitic microorganisms cohabitating your corporeal meat vessel”

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Kukac

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It's a convincing argument

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Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

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Idc if the kitten girl who has nine girlfriends and leaked the nofly list uses a label you personally disapprove of she’s literally cooler than you

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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

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so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

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Does anyone. ANYONE. Know the name, handle, social media etc or any pertinent information about the artist and/or owner of this brand from back in the day? I’m having some interesting ethical questions about copied art I’m seeing in new shops, may or may not be affiliated with original owners, and my sleuthing so far has found me only pinterest. Nobody else seems to remember this, if I didn’t have the t-shirt I’d think it was some sort of fever dream lmao. Tagging this with maybe some technical liberties in the hopes someone sees it and messages me

Source unknown. I NEED to know who the artist is so I can buy a print <3

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Resurfacing here to announce that I've made my most popular viral tweet into handsome stickers and patches, which are available for sale in my Etsy shop:

If you've used and enjoyed this joke template, consider sharing with your friends!

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