thedeadestofpools
thedeadestofpools
Dead-motherfudging-Pool!
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Status: Semi-Hiatus (short threads with very limited number of people) I was once known as Wade Wilson. Now I'm known as Deadpool. Pay me enough and I'll get the job done, just as long as it doesn't involve hurting kids, cats or the Golden Girls. Tracking #thedeadestofpools {Indie RP Account for Deadpool - Mun owns nothing. Set somewhere between MCU and the comics. Please note that this is a sideblog so if I follow you back, it will be from my personal}
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Update
Hello loves. Hope you’re all doing well and looking after yourselves.
My hand and wrist still aren’t great. I’m having to take painkillers every day to keep the nasty achy feeling away and wearing a super sexy wrist brace too.
For the time being, the hiatus is going to have to continue I’m afraid because typing one handed sucks!
Sorry to keep you all waiting for replies and whatever else I owe you.
Stay golden <3
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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OOC: Unfortunate News
Oh dear. I would seem I need to put everything on hold again. My RSI (repetitive strain injury) in my right hand and wrist has come back with a vengeance, which means I need to spend the weekend resting my hand or risk making the injury worse. I can’t afford to be signed off work right now; plus intense pain sucks big donkey balls so I don’t want it.
Sorry to mess people around. I don’t really have a choice in the matter.
Updates to follow as and when I have them.
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Finding a scar that Wade had carried with him since before the cancer and Weapon X is a struggle but Naomi is a determined type of gal and her fingers sweeping over his scarred skin were eager to know every single inch better than he knew it himself. He had even forgotten about the deep looking scar he had on his shoulder; that is until Naomi found it.
He flinched and for once, he fell silent. His mind scrambled to pull the memory of how he got the scar from the depths of his jumbled brain. He had trouble dissembling the real from the imaginary, just like always. He was almost 100% sure the scar wasn't from a pack of biker dolphins who didn't like the cut of his jib. He flinched again when the real memory surfaced.
"You're gonna ask questions, aren't you?" He said after too many moments of silence. He tried to think of a way of making a joke about it. Should he joke about such things, considering it wasn't something one could usually find humour in?
He took hold of her hand, the one that had found the scar in the first place and interlaced his fingers with hers. Holy shit, was he trembling? Shit, he really was. When was the last time he had thought about this part of his life, let alone spoken about it?
"I'm going to tell you a story but you've got to help me stay on track, OK? You know how my brain works. As soon as I start straying off course, you've gotta tell me, alright? Otherwise I'll end up telling you that I got this scar in a bar fight with a bunch of dolphins and that ain't the truth. I want to tell you the truth."
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Send a ♤ for a voicemail message from my muse
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Send 'Separate Ways' for my muse's reaction to yours proclaiming that they will be safer and better off without them.
submitted by ~ anonymous
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Send ☼ to hear the words that my muse would whisper to yours only when your muse is fast asleep.
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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FYI
Wade is still pissed that he wasn’t even mentioned in X-Men: DOFP.
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Send me "&" for my muses reaction to yours tracing one of their scars.
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there’s nothing but light when I see you.
Shinji Moon
(via kissofmistletoe)
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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I never truly believed in fate until your lips met mine and convinced me otherwise.
Michael Faudet  (via michaelfaudet)
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer.
you intoxicate me  (via petrovachoveshki)
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Wade nodded a couple of time at her suggestion. He could see she wanted some time alone and he was going to respect that.
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"Yeah, I'll check in on him. But listen, I don't sleep. If you need company, I might not be the best company but I'll be around in one of the other compartments, alright? Good night, Jane."
The Reaping
Jane nodded. She only wanted to get some sleep. Her head hurt from all the crying and maybe some sleep would make her forget. At least for a few hours.
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"Maybe you should go and look after the boy?"
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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"This isn't funny. Stop laughing. This is very serious and I can't believe that you're laughing. I thought you were a serious scientist!"
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"We're going to Taco Bell now."
Jane: "Tacos? Really? I've never had one."
Wade stopped what he was doing and slowly turned towards the tiny science lady, his mouth hanging open slightly.
"What did you just say?"
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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"Just wanted to make sure you're alright with me kissing you, that's all. Not everyone wants Deadpool all up in their faces making with the kissy face."
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A chuckle blew past her smirk,”No, I do not mind.” Resting fingertips underneath his chin Ororo brought her lips up to brush along his. “Or you can kiss me Wade.” 
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{Marker meme} Wade grins as he takes the lid off of the marker. He waits until Ororo is distracted enough for him to get away with writing on her smooth skin. He writes the words "tastes better than tacos" on her leg and starts to laugh. Any moment now she was going to strike him with lightning for what he had done. Totally worth it, maybe!
Ororo looked down feeling something wet on her leg. One reading of the line told her who did it. 
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"And just how would you know?"
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"I don’t recall giving you such liberties yet, maybe not ever now."
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thedeadestofpools · 11 years ago
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Wade, for once, fell silent as she rolled up his mask and gently placed her lips against his. He felt all warm and tingly as she kissed him. He wanted more but he knew better than to just take.
"Better. Although you might wanna run that past me again, if you don't mind?"
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 Ororo consider it for moment before wordlessly rolling the mask up passed his lips. She took her time about it incase Wade held any objections but Ororo didn’t really imagine any would be forthcoming and didn’t wait too long before pressing her lips to his. Short but long enough to be sweet, she pulled back smiling warmly, “There, better?”  
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