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Modern au, probably

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Harry's hear me outs' consisting entirely of his enemies and his godfather.

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Sometimes I forget people aren't multishippers then I see someone talking about how they used to ship something then got a new ship and I'm like what do you mean you aren't just collecting ships like cool rocks you see on the ground

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A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

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Alright, Harry

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Hi El! Hope all is well with you!

I just enjoyed a lovely two days relaxing with my bestie/roommate.

TT:

Smoke in my lungs (and your name on my lips)

Hi Sleep! I'm doing pretty well today. Thank you. That sounds just lovely! 💛

Oh, this is Drarry.

Lady Harriet Potter screams Lady Dara Malfoy's name as soon as the Fiendfyre spills from Miss Crabbe's wand. She will leave the Room of Requirement with her beloved or she will not leave at all.

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Mrs. Weasley’s plan to turn the hot water off to get the teenagers to cool off backfires.

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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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say it with me now:

ao3 is an ARCHIVE.

no, you cannot post placeholders, RP requests, personal journals, or "chatrooms" on it.

yes, other people are allowed to post things you might find disturbing.

if this upsets you, go somewhere else.

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Sea snail, (Hydatina physis) commonly known as the striped paper bubble, green-lined paper bubble, or rose petal bubble shell. The shell doesn’t offer much protection. It’s globose, fragile, translucent white with brown wavy lines. Videographer: @aquacyclography.

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