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[thedevinturner]

Is that a bad thing? I can be my fancy shmancy self if you prefer.

Socks.

Can we make something easy and fast? I’m kind of hungry already.

Mac ‘n cheese sound good to you?

[thedevinturner]

Don't it always? Hah!

Socks.

Can we make something easy and fast? I’m kind of hungry already.

Mac ‘n cheese sound good to you?

[thedevinturner]

Can we make something easy and fast? I'm kind of hungry already.

Socks.

I was going to make some chicken something with pesto and something else but I don’t exactly know what I’m doing.

[thedevinturner]

Alright. I think I can do that for you. What are making for dinner?

Socks.

Do you think I could take all your attention away from it so you can help me make dinner?

[thedevinturner]

Half paying attention to a movie, and you?

Socks.

Anyways, what are you up to tonight?

[thedevinturner]

You certainly are, I don't know about the rest.

Socks.

Wow, that is the geekiest thing I’ve ever heard you say, babe.

Geeks are hot as hell, okay?

[thedevinturner]

[thedevinturner]

Wow, that is the geekiest thing I've ever heard you say, babe.

Socks.

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.

The things you learn when you’re researching for a language article..

[thedevinturner]

I like that one much better.

True fact:

How about you kiss me and don’t ask questions instead.

[thedevinturner]

Fact:

[thedevinturner]

[text:] Can you come home so we can have some fun please? xx ;)

[Text]: I'm getting there, babe. (;

[thedevinturner]

I'm definitely feeling special then! Hopefully your girlfriend won't have my head, hah!

What is this bullshit?!

[thedevinturner]

Alright, that's great! I really appreciate the support. Yeah, a private session. They did? That's really cool and it's really nice of your friend to do something like that. I hope you have a great time with your family.

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That sounds perfect. I’ll make sure to keep my schedule free next month. But, totally, a private session? I can dig that. Whatever. Ooh, very fancy. A…friend, actually, offered to pay for my trip home. So, I get to spend Christmas with my family, which I’m pretty stoked about.

[thedevinturner]

I can't wait to see you there. Did I? That's awesome!

What is this bullshit?!

[thedevinturner]

Next month, I'll be at The Claddah. I think it's the 12th, don't really remember at the top of my head. I look forward to seeing you there. Oh and I'll be making phone calls to get you that job.

What is this bullshit?!

[thedevinturner]

HAHAH! DON'T BLAME ME, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THE BOOBIES! AND THE ONLY ASS YOU SHOULD BE LIKING IS MINE YOU BITCH!

IT’S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT! I’M AN ASS WOMAN, DAMMIT! ASS! YOU AND YOUR BREAST LOVING SHIT IS RUBBING OFF ON ME! IT’S YOUR FAULT!

[thedevinturner]

Same here! Well it would if you like my songs. I don't really play other people's work. Almost all of it is mine. But if you make a request, I'll definitely play it just for you.

What is this bullshit?!