thediaryofapig

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woww.

my vury first programm! luks lik im the nexxt mark gates.

celebraiting 1 hour of programing with the Khan Academy

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*shake* *shake* *shake* *shake*

SILENCE

my piG E. bankk is emppty ! !! !       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

**disstress** ............................. its offichul: im gona staarve

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wel its come to thatt tyme in a piG's life:

TRYYING TO HYDE FROM THE PAPARROTZI

knot lookin two bad huh

#think it wil wurk?

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me: anybudy, is theere anybudy out theere, anywune?

anybody: *silence*

anyone: *silence*

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piG got a metal!! 

wate . . . its adressed to:  "COW" 

#a piGs life #hard beeing me #loosing to a cow

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terns out warhole was seling undurground art width my imagge.

#cant beleeve this #theese crooks #poor piG

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the bedtim bluz

me: duck tell me a stoury

duck: quakk quakk quakk

i furgot. ducks cant reed

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the mocs i made four roc ur mocs. two bad my calundar was a day beehind. 

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cheak out this animachun i found. just lik me when i was litle. theese computir peeple make it look so reel. #missing my mom (and toyz)

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"ive got a peiceful eazy feeling . . . cuz im alredy standin on the ground"

feeling gratful i was'nt born a burd 

gud nochi. happy keping your dreems safe frum the theivez. #sleping with 1 eyy open. cant get wune over on piG

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Mood: feeling lik its not eazy being me

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auction house: sorry, we can't accept art for bidding from anyone who doesn't have 10 toes.

i shulda ben born a skunk

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my furst masterpeace. for sale $1,00,0,0000,0,00. any bidders? #hoo is this warhole guy anywey?

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my dreem last nite was about a silver car that crashd. i turn on the baRn box and there it was feching 104 milion $. isnt steeling dreems ilegal?

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the bedtim bluz

Zzz . . . tyme to lay my hed in the sand mud.