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left unwatched, i cause chaos

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Vauban, who. tf. hurt you?

(this is like, seven vortexes stacked in one area on Hydron, I am at the far end)

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I have not fallen in battle for the final time yet, but this Lich’s name did a good number on my ribs.

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The real reason Vauban has latchers and orbital strikes post rework is he took some Rathuum souvenirs after a sortie too many.

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Somewhere out there, a Tenno has already armed a domestik with rakta dark daggers. The Corpus ankles never saw it coming

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Am I the only one who saw this?

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Thanksgiving is all about sharing, so I made this meme to share with you all! Happy Thanksgiving, Tennos! .

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@katanamasako

what im saying is we should fund a fistfight between ordis and nef anyo. please. let us watch our favorite dad pummel the hell out of that overembellished expired fusion core

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Ballas: You two have a lot of nerve coming here.

Excalibur Umbra and Operator: You have a lot of nerve being alive. Also, those are some bold words for someone within stabbing range.

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@katanamasako

Day 3 - “ Roasted “ …. marshmallows ~

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My friends and I just call the Grineer "Garys" and the Corpus "Coreys" in reference to a Mogamu vid. Well, we also make the Space AIDS joke. And Rotten Salad, for an obvious one

My friends and I like to make up nicknames for things. Cephalon are all called Syphilis, so we have Syphilis Sugar (Suda), Syphilis Ordeal (Ordis) Syphilis Air Jordans (Jordas) and my personal favorite, Syphilis Syphilis. Infested is Space aids, Grineer are Angery Beetles, Corpus are Storm Troopers and Flamingos, and the Orokin we refer to as Space Elves of Spaceindel. (Instead of Rivendel.) Oh! And Helminth Chargers are Aids Puppers.

Hahahaha! I’ve heard of Salad V, but I dont think me and my friends have any nicknames for things. I’ll have to start using these.

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@katanamasako @judavarius

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@katanamasako @shen-gaoren @hexionswiftblade lookit.

I foresee the next Round… something absolutely epic

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A Mimic trying to find out what a Vomvalyst has in his mouth

3 am shitpost - at times like this i don’t give a fucc about anything