thedivinecomedee

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@predatory-predilection this you?

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.

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I think you mean all performances of musical theatre are better.

I am forced to admit that some performances of musical theatre are of a markedly higher quality than some renditions of Shakespeare's works.

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I wouldn’t fail though, I never fail. So, do you want to take the bet?

im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!

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You’re missing one more person darling, and if I can get him and their little crush together then I think that solidifies my spot as the lead!

im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!

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The best, huh? I bet I can do way better than you, Trinket.

As number one matchmaker, of course.

im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!

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Nebula bottles

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Heart Shaped Potion Bottle // SpaethenArts

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Amber Glass is ✨👌✨

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grim_sweetness_apothecary on ig

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In the case where Ruffles tries to kill us: that was actually Tragedee lmao.

100 posts!

The rat has disappeared.

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Obviously not enough if my divine, fashionable eyes could barely pick up on them. 😔

Perhaps you should change that Calliope, or should I do it for you?

why you're orange

The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?

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Actually, the only deficiency I have is seeing too little people in orange. It’s a tragedy really.

why you're orange

The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?

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Normal is boring

why you're orange

The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?

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why you're orange

The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?

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Have ypu recieved any gifts recently? I bet not! Who would want to give you a gift :)

Lmao, who needs gifts when you (specifically me, Comedee) are the gift for everyone else?

Sometimes sacrifices must be made, and I am gracious enough to do that for my adoring fans :)

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You want us to list everything we love about you? Say no more! [pulls out a truly massive scroll and unrolls it only to show a long blank sheet of paper that spills across the entire floor to reveal "THE GAME" in cursive at the very end]

ACTUALLY, for your information you lost the game before me by even thinking about it so

I win by default!

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Woahwoah Comedee......

Might i offer a rose to such a beloved creetur?

Why thank you for the rose, little skit!

You must've done your research to know that's my favorite flower...

Simp.