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this is amazing giggling so hard
"He had a nightmare."
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this is so real
Virgil: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Patton: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Janus: A realist sees a freight train. Logan: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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[Image description: A screenshot of Virgil from Sanders Sides, with the text:
"They call me 007
0 bitches
0 hours of sleep
7 mental breakdowns"
/ End image description.]
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Virgil, trying to ask Roman out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Patton: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Virgil : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Patton: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Virgil: No! Four to five seconds!
Patton: Too late!!!
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Virgil: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Patton: The cow???
Virgil: What?
Logan: Patton, W H Y?
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