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hi loves! can you think of any fc's you really wanna see? I have no idea who to apply as!

Chyler Leigh, Alycia Debnam-Carey, Nina Dobrev, Amber Heard, Ksenia Solo, Madelaine Petsch, Candice Patton. I’ve got so many but these are some of the current ones i can think of. Also, more canon fcs!! I’d love to see Naya, Dianna, Laura, Samantha, Lea or Heather.

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Hello, My name is IVYSSE CAROLINE PIERCE. I am TWENTY-TWO years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE CHAMELEON. I am PANSEXUAL and people tend to tell me I look like LILI REINHART but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“ I’m ready for love and I’m ready for war, but I’m ready for more.”

POSITIVES: Well-mannered, Helpful, Inventive

NEGATIVES: Self-sacrificing, Sarcastic, Impulsive

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

Well, pretty sure y'all know my name already, but in any case, name’s Ivy, horse rider extraordinaire and general helping hand. And yes, I know that’s what she said. I hail from beautiful Houston with my sister, she’s basically the reason I even dared to come here, I have a knack for tinkering with cars and tractors, and a deeply rooted love for horses and horse riding, maybe because I’m such a cliche cowgirl (in really not, tho, not completely). Anyways, I’m not sure what else to say, except that I’m looking forward to meeting new people and have a good time, I’m chill so let’s play nice. Oh, but one warning? Don’t ever, ever mess with my sister, because I will find you, and our lands back home are big enough that your body will never be found. Stay awesome!

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

I’m… Not sure where it came from? I mean, I don’t mind it, I’ve been described similarly before, so if that’s what y'all see me as, then only time will tell if you were right or not.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

Firstly, my sister. I wasn’t about to let her come here alone, there’s as many female assholes as there are male, and over my dead body will someone get to hurt her. Second, I’m insane. That’s the only explanation as to why I’d willingly submit myself to being locked inside a house full of women. God helps us all.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

I really just want to have fun, meet people, make some friends. I’m sorry, but I’m not all that exciting and neither are my answers.

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ babel by mumford and sons

Last Text  ➝ [to SIS] Tell me again why we’re doing this. It’s so far form home. And there’ll be so many women, some of them bound to PMS at the same time.

Last Tweet ➝ @ivyrides: I’m sorry but Benedict Cumberbatch sounds like something I’d name a goat. Or a jacked up cat.

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would you accept alycia debnam-carey fc?

oh totally! i could see her as a lynn tbh. bring me this gorgeous specimen!!

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Please follow the following:

Emilia Anderson

Delaney Rose

Taylor Rose

Blaise Pierce

Kayley Evans

Jocelyn Gilbert

Delilah Wilde

Reagan Cortez

Tatum Hart

Brooklyn Porter

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while i go get something to eat, how about we get some more of our open twins filled??? and or maybe a fabray or lopez around here for the last set of twins??

[thedollhouserp]

Alright beautiful people, it’s almost time to start roleplaying. We’ve decided that we will start roleplaying at 7 pm MST!! That’s in a little under an hour. However, before you begin your roleplaying, we need you to do one thing. If you guys could please post an introductory confessional, that would be fantastic!! That is your first task and it must be completed BEFORE you start roleplaying! Thank you all for joining us for this journey and we hope you all have a fantastic time in The Dollhouse.

PS: please note that your character arrived at the house this evening and has only been in the house for a short amount of time. All starters are to be tagged with tdhrpstarter and all confessionals are to be tagged with tdhrpconfession. We can’t want to start roleplaying with all of you!!

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Hello, My name is REAGAN CORTEZ. I am TWENTY-ONE years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE ATTENTION WHORE. I am PANSEXUAL and people tend to tell me I look like DEMI LOVATO but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“Got me up so high I’m barely breathing.”

POSITIVES: Protective, outspoken, Aware

NEGATIVES: Reckless, Complex, Troublemaker

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

Let’s see. The name is Reagan, I’m 21 and the better half. I don’t do boring, it’s just not my style at all. On a typical night you’d see me hanging out with my friends, or curled up in bed. I like to live life to the fullest and experience stuff, some of my favorite things are to climb, paddleboard and ski. Somehow I always find myself in trouble which I honestly don’t know why, it just follows me around. Life would probably be boring without it though, so whatever. Here’s also a hint, don’t get on my wrong side.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

It’s alright, I don’t really care. At times I can be a bit of an Attention Whore, but only in the best way

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

I’m a great personality, if I have to say so myself. Also hey, get money.  It’s an experience, hell why not grab it by the balls.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

Hm, that’s a great question. I would say memories, but it sounds sappy as fuck. It’ll be a neat time, loads of girls in a house..  I’m curious to see what’ll happen, so are everyone else out there.

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝   Things by Maggie Lindemann   

Last Text  ➝ [to daddy] I swear that’s not me in that vid… okay, maybe it is, but shit.

Last Tweet ➝ @ reagcortez: Either you scam your way through life, or you find a ratchet tv show to join.

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Would you accept Box Taylor Klaus as a Lynn or St James?

I think Bex would work better as a Lynn.

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Hello, My name is BROOKLYN ROSE PORTER. I am TWENTY-THREE years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE ARTIST. I am a LESBIAN and people tend to tell me I look like RITA VOLK but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.” 

POSITIVES: Adventurous, Charismatic, Self-sufficient

NEGATIVES: Clumsy, Lazy, Weak-Willed

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

The name’s Brooklyn Rose Porter - Brook or Cookie, for short - I’m 23 years yold (that’s young and old because why not) and I’m a freelance photographer. I’ve spent a lot of time travelling all over the world, taking pictures of things millions of other people have taken pictures of. I like to believe my art stands out in some way, but you never really know until people really start noticing it. Which is part of what I’m hoping to gain from all of this. I like to think of myself as a free spirit. I sort of let the world take me wherever it pleases, without questioning anything too much. Hopefully I’m laid back enough to keep myself away from any serious drama, cause I’m definitely not well-equipped for that sort of thing. However, if you’re looking for a terrible pun or quick-witted comment, I’m your girl.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

In most ways it fits me relatively well. Photography is certainly a serious art-form, despite how everyone and their mothers think they are photographers now (thanks Apple.) I’m very creative and, while I do dabble in other mediums, those aren’t things I’m terribly passionate about like I am when it comes to photography. Long story short - yes, I’d say it suits me well.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

It sounded like an interesting concept. I wasn’t really looking for anything like this, but a friend showed it to me and I thought it could be a fun thing to give a try. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a house full of girls… (I hope the sarcasm read well there.)

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

Honestly, like most “reality stars” I’m just looking to get my name out there. I don’t even care about my face being out there, cause as far as photography goes, I’m not usually in front of the cameras… But sometimes you just gotta pay your dues to make it anywhere in the biz, as the kids say nowadays.

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ Most Girls - Hailee Steinfeld

Last Text  ➝ [to MOM] I KNOW YOU ALWAYS TELL ME TO PACK EXTRA UNDIES BUT I FORGOT AND NOW I REGRET MY ENTIRE LIFE #SOS

Last Tweet ➝ @ cookieporter: sometimes I ask myself how many cookies is too many cookies. and then i remind myself that there is such thing as stupid questions.

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Hello, My name is TATUM REBECCA HART. I am TWENTY-ONE years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE NERD. I am LESBIAN and people tend to tell me I look like CAMILA MENDES but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“I’m a jedi like my father before me…unless Hogwarts sends me my letter like my mother.”

POSITIVES: outgoing, adventurous, confident

NEGATIVES: impulsive, unfaithful, flaky

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

My name is Tatum Hart. Most people call me Tate. I’m 21 years old, from Orlando. I love movies and tv shows. Binge watching on Netflix is literally my favorite thing ever. I also love fandom merch. I like collecting stuff like that. My favorite color is red. I love makeup and dressing up. I’ve done cosplay a few times and that’s always fun. I want to design clothes one day or make costumes for movies. Oh and I love animals. I have a dog named Yoda, cat named Leeloo, hamster named Kia and snake named Tom. Yeah, that’s about it!

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

I love my label! I mean someone people don’t realize how much of a nerd I am because I don’t look the part. But believe me when you see me spend 7 hours on my laptop playing Skyrim in a full face of makeup, that will change your mind.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

I thought it would be super fun! I mean staying in a house filled with hot girls? Count me in! I love trying new things and this is just something that I know I’ll remember forever.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

Just to have fun and make friends. I mean I know what comes from reality tv, but I think even with the drama that there will be some really awesome friendships to be made! I can’t wait!

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ black magic by little mix

Last Text  ➝ [to the besties] Haha yeah I saw that on snapchat. She’s so freaking weird, why are we friends with her?

Last Tweet ➝ @thetateofhart: #spoilers I mean honestly I’m still bitter about Yondu dying in Vol. 2

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Hello, My name is JOCELYN ‘JOSS’ GILBERT. I am TWENTY-FOUR years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE TECHIE. I am BISEXUAL and people tend to tell me I look like KATIE MCGRATH but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“I’m a leaf on the wind, watch me soar.”

POSITIVES: Intelligent, Open-minded, Loyal

NEGATIVES: Easily manipulated, Naïve, Timid

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

Erm… Is this how it goes? Just speak to the—sorry, sorry, got it. Hi! I’m Joss Gilbert, I’m 24 years old, and I’m working as a tech at the moment. I like to read, I’ll read just about anything I can get my hands on. I’m also a big fan of movies; my favorites are sci-fi and fantasy ones, though I’ll watch just about anything. In my free time, I like to build robots and do coding and such. I really want to work on that full time, but I’ve got bills to pay, so overqualified techie I’ll be.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

I can’t really argue with my label—I’ve been called a nerd long before I came here, so it suits me, I guess? I mean, I love all things Sci-Fi, I majored in Mechanical and Computer Systems Engineering in school which I followed up with a Masters in Mechanical, and not to brag or anything, but I’m a registered fluent speaker of Klingon. I mean, it was kind of to be expected. My parents named me after Joss Whedon for goodness sake. Okay, okay, he’s not the greatest, but you have to admit. Buffy was a big deal and Firefly was good while it lasted. But, as you can see, my label’s kinda been fixed from birth. And I don’t really mind it.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

I mean, most of this was my twin’s idea. But, I kind of thought that it would be an interesting little social experiment? The idea of a bunch of people, all stuck in the same house? It’s like the perfect grounds for a sociology experiment. Hopefully it’s more positive psychology and less… Standford Prison Experiment. But! I’m game for whatever happens. I just hope the other people here are willing too.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

I really just kind of want to get a new experience? I’ve never done anything like this before and I think it would be fun. Besides, I’ve really been wanting to get away from my job… And, you know, getting to know more people! Most of the people I’m friends with are really similar to me, so I figure this would be a good way of branching out.

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ pool by paramore

Last Text  ➝ [to Ellie] Here goes nothing! See you when I see you, Sis.

Last Tweet ➝ @ joss_io: My son, he scream… youtu.be/yJWDVzzrAdM

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Hello, My name is DELILAH ‘LILAH’ ALLISON WILDE. I am TWENTY-THREE years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE LOUD MOUTH. I am PANSEXUAL/DEMIROMANTIC and people tend to tell me I look like BECCA TOBIN but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“ I am a catalyst and creator of wrath– listening to cries as though they are songs of gods as they paint me reviled and feared.”

POSITIVES: Independent, resilient, fearless

NEGATIVES: Moody, unpredictable. tactless

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

What up, I’m Lilah I love my dog more than most of my family. I play first and work later, it really pisses off my clients but they’re unimaginative fucks so who cares what they say. I’m do freelance graphic design which sounds way cooler than it is. Live hard, die young bitches.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

I really could not care less. People are going to give me all kinds of labels, they don’t define me. But, I guess, it could be worse. It could have been given something ridiculous like ‘The Angel’. Ugh, can you imagine?

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

… Do you want an honest answer? I was bored so I thought ‘why not’ and just signed up on a whim. I needed a break from work and it seemed like a good chance to bang a lot of hot girls.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

I wanna have a good time, and I need a break. Fuck bitches get money… Wait, am I getting paid to be here? Is there like a cash prize at the end? A ‘congrats you survived the dollhouse’ prize?

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ young and menace by fall out boy

Last Text  ➝ [to sissy dearest] Someone keyed my bike, I’m feeling real stabby right about now. Come give me a distraction.

Last Tweet ➝ @wildestlilah: fun drinking game, take a shot every time you hiccup. wont cure the hiccups but at least you’ll be drunk

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The producers and creators of HBO’s The Dollhouse would like to introduce JOCELYN GILBERT aka ‘THE TECHIE’ to the viewing audience! Thank you, CAL for your amazing and fun audition, we are so excited to bring you on the dash. Please have your characters account in within a 24-hour period or else the role will be reopened. Also, to get started take a look at our NEWBIES CHECKLIST. Happy roleplaying.

Name, Age, Time-Zone, Pronouns

Cal/21/MST/She/Her

Activity Description

Roughly 6-8, depending on the day. I’m reliably on for at least an hour or two at the least.

Anything Else?

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☆ ic information;;

Jocelyn “Joss” Gilbert, 24, Bisexual, Alpine, New Jersey, Youngest + Non-intersex + The Techie + Katie McGrath

Character’s birthday

July 31st, 1993

Character Traits

+ Intelligent, Open-minded, Loyal.

- Easily manipulated, Naïve, Timid

Character Quote

I’m a leaf on the wind, watch me soar.

Ships + Anti-ships

Ships: Joss/Chemistry + Anti-ships: Joss/Forced, Joss/Sadness

Kinks + Anti-Kinks

Kinks: Rough sex, dirty talk, light D/s, daddy kink, mild hair pulling, open to most as long as it’s discussed prior/not in the anti-kinks + Anti-Kinks: incest, non-con/dub-con, scat, fisting, knifeplay, watersports, extreme BDSM/bondage   

☆ cast questions;;

Tell Us A Little Bit About You:

Erm… Is this how it goes? Just speak to the—sorry, sorry, got it. Hi! I’m Joss Gilbert, I’m 24 years old, and I’m working as a tech at the moment. I like to read, I’ll read just about anything I can get my hands on. I’m also a big fan of movies; my favorites are sci-fi and fantasy ones, though I’ll watch just about anything. In my free time, I like to build robots and do coding and such. I really want to work on that full time, but I’ve got bills to pay, so overqualified techie I’ll be.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?:

I can’t really argue with my label—I’ve been called a nerd long before I came here, so it suits me, I guess? I mean, I love all things Sci-Fi, I majored in Mechanical and Computer Systems Engineering in school which I followed up with a Masters in Mechanical, and not to brag or anything, but I’m a registered fluent speaker of Klingon. I mean, it was kind of to be expected. My parents named me after Joss Whedon for goodness sake. Okay, okay, he’s not the greatest, but you have to admit. Buffy was a big deal and Firefly was good while it lasted. But, as you can see, my label’s kinda been fixed from birth. And I don’t really mind it.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?:

I mean, most of this was my twin’s idea. But, I kind of thought that it would be an interesting little social experiment? The idea of a bunch of people, all stuck in the same house? It’s like the perfect grounds for a sociology experiment. Hopefully it’s more positive psychology and less… Standford Prison Experiment. But! I’m game for whatever happens. I just hope the other people here are willing too.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?:

I really just kind of want to get a new experience? I’ve never done anything like this before and I think it would be fun. Besides, I’ve really been wanting to get away from my job… And, you know, getting to know more people! Most of the people I’m friends with are really similar to me, so I figure this would be a good way of branching out.

The Mobile Device

Last played song: Pool by Paramore

Last text: Ellie: Here goes nothing! See you when I see you, Sis.

Last tweet: @joss_io: My son, he scream… youtu.be/yJWDVzzrAdM

Writing Sample:

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The producers and creators of HBO’s The Dollhouse would like to introduce BROOKLYN PORTER aka ‘THE ARTIST’ to the viewing audience! Thank you, DEVON for your amazing and fun audition, we are so excited to bring you on the dash. Please have your characters account in within a 24-hour period or else the role will be reopened. Also, to get started take a look at our NEWBIES CHECKLIST. Happy roleplaying.

Name, Age, Time-Zone, Pronouns

Devon - 22 - MST - Literally anything.

Activity Description

8-9/10 - I work “full time” but rarely do I work a full eight hours. (#blest)

Anything Else?

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Character Name, Age, Sexuality, Hometown, Birth Order + Intersex status + Character Label + Character FC

Brooklyn Rose Porter - 23 - Lesbian - Nashville, TN - First Born - Non-intersex - The Artist - Rita Volk

Character’s birthday

August 16

Character Traits

+ Adventurous, Charismatic, Self-sufficient

~ Punny AF

- Clumsy, Lazy, Weak-Willed

Character Quote

“Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.” - Edgar Allan Poe

Ships + Anti-ships

Brook/Chemistry - Brook/Forced

Kinks + Anti-Kinks

Open to trying anything once (and more times, if she enjoys it, ofc) - Not into serious BDSM.

☆ cast questions;;

Tell Us A Little Bit About You:

The name’s Brooklyn Rose Porter - Brook or Cookie, for short - I’m 23 years yold (that’s young and old because why not) and I’m a freelance photographer. I’ve spent a lot of time travelling all over the world, taking pictures of things millions of other people have taken pictures of. I like to believe my art stands out in some way, but you never really know until people really start noticing it. Which is part of what I’m hoping to gain from all of this. I like to think of myself as a free spirit. I sort of let the world take me wherever it pleases, without questioning anything too much. Hopefully I’m laid back enough to keep myself away from any serious drama, cause I’m definitely not well-equipped for that sort of thing. However, if you’re looking for a terrible pun or quick-witted comment, I’m your girl.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?:

In most ways it fits me relatively well. Photography is certainly a serious art-form, despite how everyone and their mothers think they are photographers now (thanks Apple.) I’m very creative and, while I do dabble in other mediums, those aren’t things I’m terribly passionate about like I am when it comes to photography. Long story short - yes, I’d say it suits me well. 

What interested you in partaking in this television show?:

It sounded like an interesting concept. I wasn’t really looking for anything like this, but a friend showed it to me and I thought it could be a fun thing to give a try. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a house full of girls… (I hope the sarcasm read well there.)

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?:

Honestly, like most “reality stars” I’m just looking to get my name out there. I don’t even care about my face being out there, cause as far as photography goes, I’m not usually in front of the cameras… But sometimes you just gotta pay your dues to make it anywhere in the biz, as the kids say nowadays. 

The Mobile Device

Last played song: Most Girls - Hailee Steinfeld

Last text: TO MOM: I KNOW YOU ALWAYS TELL ME TO PACK EXTRA UNDIES BUT I FORGOT AND NOW I REGRET MY ENTIRE LIFE #SOS

Last tweet: @cookieporter: sometimes I ask myself how many cookies is too many cookies. and then i remind myself that there is such thing as stupid questions. 

☆ writing sample;;

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Hello, My name is BLAISE SARAH PIERCE. I am TWENTY-TWO years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE SOUTHERN BELLE. I am PANSEXUAL and people tend to tell me I look like LILI REINHART but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“giving me away is not goodbye.”

POSITIVES: resourceful, spontaneous, loyal

NEGATIVES: guarded, touchy, afraid

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

Wow, y’all don’t make this easy, do ya? I’m Blaise. Which, I know, I know, it’s a peculiar name, but I’ve got a bit of a strange family, the Pierce’s ain’t like all the rest. I’m 22, like the Tswift song, and yeah, it’s basically my anthem these days. I’m kinda hopin’ I never get older so I can keep being relevant to the song, actually. Maybe I won’t have any other birthdays. I work on a ranch. For any city folk reading this, it ain’t like the dressing, I’m talkin’ chickens and horses. It’s a lotta work, but it’s rewarding as all heck.

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

Well, guess it depends. If ya think all southern belle’s are supposed’ta have big hair and compete in pageants, you’ve got it all wrong with me. Don’t get me wrong, I can wear a dress like any other, but at home you can catch me more often on a horse than on some stage in weird makeup waving to some people wanting to judge if I’m pretty enough or not.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

It’s different, outta my comfort zone, ya know? Workin’ on the ranch only can make me so much money for so long, gotta do something else someday, maybe the television world can be for me. I’m not sure I could be any good at acting, but I know all about reality, so what’s better than a show like this?

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

I wanna have a good time and meet some good friends. Maybe learn a bit of new stuff about myself that I can’t learn alone surrounded by animals all the time, ya know? Can’t hide on the ranch forever, I gotta get myself out there and this is a bit extreme, sure, but we all gotta do what we gotta do, and this is my chance.

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ the climb by miley cyrus

Last Text  ➝ [to Momma] grabbed us a dozen eggs today, gonna be makin’ us one heck of an omelette tomorrow mornin’ at the crack of dawn (get it, crack, cause the eggs???)

Last Tweet ➝ @blaisepierce: social media is weird, birds tweetin’ is more interesting than this crud.

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Hello, My name is KAYLEY MARIE EVANS. I am TWENTY-FIVE years old. I am currently on the television show ‘THE DOLLHOUSE’ on HBO and they have given me the label of THE FALLEN ANGEL. I am BISEXUAL/PANROMATIC and people tend to tell me I look like MARGOT ROBBIE but I’m pretty sure they’re lying. I am also currently TAKEN and cannot be applied for.

“ don’t make me kick the crap out of you.”

POSITIVES: charismatic, free thinking, youthful

NEGATIVES: abrasive, devious, egocentric

☆ in character questions;;

Tell us a little about you.

I am Kayley Evans, I’m a legal secretary. I got out of this really shitty relationship and I’m really only looking for so fun!! I HATE when people say I’m weak, because I’m not. Anyway, catch ya later. 

How do you feel about your label? Do you feel like it’s the right one for you? Why or why not?

I mean, I’ve been through hell and back but labels don’t define me.

What interested you in partaking in this television show?

I’m here for the fun!! Maybe get a little down an dirty in the process.

What are you wanting to accomplish or take from the experience of being on the show?

How does one even answer this question? I mean, I’m here to get away from my desk job and my so called life. So really, if I can get myself out of my funk, I think that’s accomplishment enough

☆ mobile device;;

Last song played ➝ beautiful by christina aguilera

Last Text  ➝ [to sherrilyn] i’ve got bigger things to worry about, okay? i have no idea what to bring!!

Last Tweet ➝ @kayleymarieevs: twittersphere, i’m about to become FAMOUS!! see y'all in a few months!!