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I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

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PSA for lesbians: this is your official animal

This is the Red-Tailed Comet, part of the subfamily Lesbiinae, tribe Lesbiini, and sole species in the genus Sappho

Lesbian bird, look upon it and rejoice

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An alligator friend..

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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Connective tissue disorders are highly correlated with crowded/poorly aligned teeth. Those tendons are what hold them in place, like bungee cords.

I was so mad when my wisdom teeth came out and my bottom teeth slid further forward instead of back. Like if my canines are gonna cut my lip as often as they do just. Give me tusks already. If I'm doomed to suffer the pain of Orchood I should be allowed to rock the aesthetic.

Apparently googled "do teeth have tendons" around 3am last night

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

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spin this wheel

you're now this mythical creature, congrats!

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Kalos sketches this time around.. which may be related to z-a crumbs being dropped...who knows... I WAS going to do the starter lineup for z-a but i've already done 2/3 of them so i just did the gen 6 starters instead

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

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oh HELL YEAG this is what it's all about. shake

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”