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Genuine question since I'm dysphoric.

What's a good way to pack without looking like you have a hard on all the time? Tips and tricks in my asks would be incredibly helpful and desired

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ALSO ALSO I LOVE THEIR WRITING AND YOU SHOULD READ THEIR THROUPLE FIC BECAUSE OMG

Astarionfreak has the best writing ever, AO3 and Tumblr writing from them genuinely makes me so happy.

Gale in bg3 canon: I'm not poly. I won't agree to share.

Me, the person writing a throuple fanfic: *Tim Robinson voice* You sure about that?????? You sure about that?????

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This man makes me cry constantly

I may not have appreciated it at the time, but I do now. Thank you.

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You are going to be the death of me

#9 for Astarion x reader? Please?

Ahh! Yes!! Thank you!

9. "Eyes on me when you come."

Snippet for the smut ask game. | Previous answers here

You didn't start the night getting railed by the most beautiful man you've ever known. No, that came later. Many hours later.

At the start of your day -- night -- you live in reverse now. It wasn't hard to adjust.

At the start of your night, Astarion met you in the kitchen as you made yourself breakfast. He buried his face in the crook of your neck, lips against your warm skin, and mumbled a soft, "Good morning, darling."

He wrapped his hands around your waist, fingers toying with the hem of your pants. You thought, maybe, he'd fuck you right there. But he didn't. You were left wanting.

Later that evening, as you headed out into the city to do -- well, that's private isn't it? -- whatever it is you do. You decided to get a little revenge. You leaned against an alley wall and tugged him flush against your body.

He made a small, surprised noise, and quickly melted into your arms. Your hands were the ones toying with hems of pants this time.

You waited until you felt his lips against your neck, kissing as he searched for a vein -- then you pushed him away and continued on with the very important business you had to attend to.

It was little things all night that built your desire. Your need for him. Little touches. The backs of your hands brushing up against each other. A stolen glance, a knowing smile.

I'm here. I love you. I want you.

It wasn't until the threat of dawn sent you scurrying back home that you finally indulged in each other.

It wasn't until you went all day wanting that you found pleasure in each other.

When you got back home, that's when you found yourself with your hands pinned on either side of your head. Astarion's fingers laced with yours.

"Such a tease," he purred. "Taunting me all day. But you're mine now, aren't you?"

"I'm yours, I'm yours, Astarion," you managed to say.

Your breath came in desperate, needy gasps. Sweat dripped down the curve of your neck, mixing with the rivulets of blood from a messy feed.

You felt -- everything. Every inch of your body craved him, needed his skin against yours.

You threw your head back, squirming beneath him as he fucked into you -- slow, languid, drawing out every thrust. He took his time and felt every inch of you.

"Fuck -- fuck, Astarion," you whimpered. "Don't stop. Please."

Your thoughts became distant. He's all you could see. He was everything. You only knew you want more. Harder, faster, closer.

"Gods, you're so good for me. Aren't you, love? So, so good," he whispered.

There was that low rumble of lust and his voice cracked slightly with desire.

"So good, Astarion," you said.

You squeezed your eyes shut, losing yourself completely to pleasure that quickly reached it's peak. "So close, I'm so close --"

"Eyes on me when you come, darling," he commanded.

You were good. So good. You did exactly as you were told. You opened your eyes to find him watching you.

There was that sly smile that showed just a hint of his fangs. His eyes, red, and dark with lust as he reveled in his control over you --

And something else -- love. Gods. He loved you. And you loved him. More than anything. You built a life together. You trusted each other.

You were happy.

You were so happy as you unraveled beneath the man you loved. You were content as he held you, and fucked you through the orgasm that left your legs weak and your vision blurry.

You felt the deepest satisfaction when he, too, came undone with you.

You lay there, with him in your arms, his ear to your chest. You knew, he was listening and counting each beat of your heart. You didn't ask him what he was thinking.

You didn't have to.

He's your home. And you are is.

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Ascended Astarion this . . . Spawn Astarion that . . . I need every version of that man pressing me up against a wall and moaning softly into my ear as he desperately fucks me like the needy little slut I am.

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@pastelsays I meannnnnnnnnnnnnn they told me to, who says I can't listen?

Go jerk off. Yes you. Yes stop what you're doing, it can wait. Jerk off.

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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God gives his fattest asses to his transest of guys

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haha i totally don’t think about getting bent over by my boyfriend while he tells me what a good boy i am for him hahahahhahaha noooooo definitely not thinking about getting bred right now!! not picturing him moaning!! not at all!!! :3

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I want to make him tell me all the dirty thoughts he has about me. It would start off innocently, maybe we’d be having a conversation while he sits in my lap forward facing me. I’d ask them about their kinks and watch them get flustered and shy. Maybe he’d tell me he likes how it feels to get hickies or that he likes being blindfolded. I’d place my hands on his hips and pull him forward, kissing him and slowly moving my attention to his neck. The sensation of me marking him causing him to grind his hips against my packer, I’d start to feel him get more desperate for me. I’d get up with him still in my lap, forcing him on to his back with me placed between his thighs, grinding against him. I’d feel his growing desperation for my touch, then I’d ask him what he’s imagined me doing to him. I’d ask what it is they think about when they touch themself to me. Watching them get flustered and shy as I ask him to explain to me in greater detail what he’s been fantasizing about, I’d stop grinding against him every time he says something too vague for my liking. Watching his humiliation as his horniness overrides his embarrassment as he gets too honest about his dirty thoughts would get me needy to touch him. I wouldn’t be able to resist slipping my hand down his pants and feeling the built up wetness from the mixture of humiliation and desire. I’d tell him what a good boy he is for telling me his secrets and I’d reward him by recreating his fantasies for him.

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HE SENT THIS TO ME WHEN I WAS BEING BRATTY, WHAT?!

Not arguing with a man wearing a collar

Whatever you say sweetheart, do you want to be railed in your bed or mine?

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imagine a sweet shy boy beneath you, gasping, knees pushed all the way back to his shoulders, cheeks flushed, trying so hard to keep some eye contact with you but everything is just so much for him right now. he's so soft and he tilts his head back whimpering "thank you thank you thank you" everytime you thrust into his pussy, yielding perfectly for you, feeling the pulsing of his cock when you hilt inside him

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Anything for you, Caro Mio 💛

Especially if I got to hear you whimpering around it while I fucked you~ 💛

puppy sub who's fixated on biting, constantly nipping at your fingers and trying to bite at your hands when they get the opportunity

just needs a nice toy to chew on! that's all! get them a little squeaky bone toy and then problem solved!! <3

(pls buy me a cute chew toy)

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cmere puppy, I know you're so empty, you don't know what to do to help yourself. Aww poor puppy, you just need to be filled up by my cock, don't you?

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@pastelsays

dom that is tiny 🤝 sub that is tall

dom that is soft 🤝 sub that is unhinged

dom husband 🤝 sub husband

anyway, you agree. reblog.

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just remembered that time we were wrestling like usual, which is to say it was inherently sexual but also silly fun, and he pinned me down by straddling me and holding me down by my throat, and i just remembered the way i struggled against it and realized how stuck i was, and i just remembered how hard i got when he laughed at me for being so turned on, and i didn't even need to tell him for him to know it

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please my prince let me serve you, use me, i want to serve you

let me show you my loyalty, my love, my devotion.

anything you ask of me it will be yours.

let me please you, i am yours to use how you wish.

why do you resist in using me so my prince? let yourself fall, command me as you would in any other service.

show me your strength as you would in battle my prince, you should know im not fragile.

ive seen you command armies and slay great beasts.

Commanding me now in such a way cant be so hard can it my love?

(is this eh? i had a concept but it was hard for me to put in words

its kinda eh isnt it.. )