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Part two of signs on the house cusps

Libra on the 1st house-Beautiful, graceful and likable but can be two faced. Usually has dimples and a sweet smile.

Libra on the 2nd house-Likes spending money on things dealing with their appearance. Values beauty and kindness.

Libra on the 3rd house-Beautiful voice and handwriting. Very likable among peers. Had a pleasant childhood and early school experience.

Libra on the 4th house-Pleasant upbringing. Values harmony and usually grew up in a pleasant environment with luxurious objects, or beautiful objects.

Libra on the 5th house-Good and charming dating partner. Has pleasant hobbies like doing art, singing, writing, cooking etc.

Libra on the 6th house-Usually has a beautiful body and their daily life is well balanced and pleasant. Sickness may come and go if they aren’t balanced. Beautiful hips and voice

Libra on the 7th house-Needs a beautiful, charming, likable spouse. You act very non confrontational in relationships. You’re very pleasant to be around but can act two faced. People pleaser.

Libra on the 8th house-Gentle sex. Likes to please their partner. Their bad side can cause them to be very hurtful, mean and two faced.

Libra on the 9th house-Non confrontational about religion, politics, etc. Would make a good ambassador. Likes to settle disputes. They are the mediator we all need.

Libra on the 10th house-Pleasant reputation. Not too many conflicts in public. Will make a good lawyer. Everyone likes this person. When people think of you, they may think of you as charming and kind.

Libra on the 11th house-Gentle friend who just wants what’s best for everyone. Tried to settle issues between friends. Gets invited to go places because everyone enjoys their company.

Libra on the 12th house-Private self is gentle and compassionate. At their lowest they can be very mean and like to start drama. Spiritual pursuits is something they may enjoy.

Scorpio on the 1st house-Magnetic, alluring and addictive. Very noticeable eyes because they’re so intense.

Scorpio on the 2nd house-Secretive about finances and their belongings. Sex is placed at a high value. Very resourceful in making money. Sources of income may be secret because it can involve scandal.

Scorpio on the 3rd house-Communicates in a vague but attention grabbing way. Detective like mind. Seduces your mind easily.

Scorpio on the 4th house-A lot of growing and life lessons came as a result of the family. Childhood might have been hard and sexual or emotional abuse is likely.

Scorpio on the 5th house-You approach love and dating with intensity. Sex isn’t taken lightly. You attract potential partners through the vibes you ooze. Can be jealous. Taboo hobbies.

Scorpio on the 6th house-Sex is apart if the daily life. Daily life is transformative and often intense. Repression of desires takes a toll on your health often times.

Scorpio on the 7th house-Attracted to power and status. Attracted to sexually alluring types. Intense relationships and secret business dealings.

Scorpio on the 8th house-Very intense sex. Transforms through sex. Secrets are often kept dealing with other peoples secrets.

Scorpio on the 9th house-Religious and philosophical crusader, often engaging in arguments over religious beliefs. Beliefs have the ability to transform you greatly.

Scorpio on the 10th house-Intense public persona. Often revolutionizes career. Transforms an industry. Recognized by many.

Scorpio on the 11th house-Tend to surround yourself with dynamic, aggressive, and powerful friends. You don’t have many weak friends.

Scorpio on the 12th house-Kow how to cultivate hidden talents in others. Your downfall can be caused by secret resentments and concealed love affairs.

Sagittarius on the 1st house-Jovial and bright. Philosophical approach to things and can be very wise and insightful.

Sagittarius on the 2nd house-Lucky with finances. Doesn’t worry too much about their belongings or money. Spends money on experiences, like travel, sports etc.

Sagittarius on the 3rd house-Loud and expressive voice and laugh. Siblings probably travel and experience a lot. Has early travelling experiences. Lucky with school.

Sagittarius on the 4th house-Had a blessed early childhood. Got to experience a lot with parents. Comes from a huge ethnic background probably.

Sagittarius on the 5th house-Spontaneous, happy dating partner. Enjoys learning and traveling. Adrenaline junkie.

Sagittarius on the 6th house-Day to day life consists of adventurous with a happy go lucky approach. Since the 6th house rules pets you may also have large pets.

Sagittarius on the 7th house-« You might be deeply attracted to love relationships with a partner who has a background quite different form your own, either culturally or with religious beliefs. The differences stimulate you. »

Sagittarius on the 8th house-Approach to sex, love and intimacy is filled with optimism. A lot of sexual encounters is likely since Jupiter rules Sagittarius.

Sagittarius on the 9th house-Philosophical and lucky with travels and higher education. May travel a lot later in life. Good traveling partners.

Sagittarius on the 10th house-A spiritual leader/mentor among the public. People look up to you.

Sagittarius on the 11th house-The happy, inspirational friend. Gives good advice. Experiences a lot with friends. Excellent travel buddies.

Sagittarius on the 12th house-You easily understand universal concepts. Blessings will come from the most unexpected people and places, these individuals are able to sense anyone’s goodness of heart from miles away.

Capricorn on the 1st house-Seems hardworking and serious but can also come off as sad or cynical. Defined bone structure, nice smile. Beautiful skin.

Capricorn on the 2nd house-Responsible and tactful with money. Good at business.

Capricorn on the 3rd house-You’re careful in the expression of your thoughts. You never say or write anything unless there is a good reason. You can be quite harsh with speech and your voice intimidates people.

Capricorn on the 4th house-A great disciplinarian and household organiser. Grew up in s sheltered but strict household.

Capricorn on the 5th house-Able to easily combine business and pleasure. Large appetite for sex. Can be insatiable.

Capricorn on the 6th house-Extremely hard worker. Very serious and focused on your profession. Health is related to job. If you overwork yourself you may become ill.

Capricorn on the 7th house-Marries late in life and it may be for status. Cautious in relationships and business related endeavors. May be attracted to older partners.

Capricorn on the 8th house-Likes control during sex. Enjoys being dominant. May like bondage as they can be quite kinky. An inheritance is likely and they are good st handling other peoples money. They are very resourceful.

Capricorn on the 9th house-Traditionnel and conservative in religion and philosophy.

Capricorn on the 10th house-You’re ambitious and want to achieve professional prominence through competition. Good at managing and organizing tasks and people. Good st business. Bound to succeed.

Capricorn on the 11th house-Hopes and wishes are often dominated by a desire for security, you choose stable, conservative, and established people as friends. Lifelong friendships here.

Capricorn on the 12th house-More conservative than they care to admit. Sometimes limited by unconscious fears, their hidden strength is the discipline that enables them to work hard behind the scenes. They can be trusted with secrets.

Aquarius on the 1st house-Strange expression and gestures. Appearance may change a lot. Quite tall but slender. Rounder face.

Aquarius on the 2nd house-Erratic finances. Finances constantly have ups and downs.

Aquarius on the 3rd house-Very noticeable voice and laugh. Distinct handwriting. Intelligent but weird siblings.

Aquarius on the 4th house-Erratic upbringing. Maybe moved around a lot.

Aquarius on the 5th house-Doesn’t like to commit too much. But dating life is interesting but has many ups and downs. Bounces around a lot with hobbies and interests.

Aquarius on the 6th house-Spontaneous. Unplanned person, doesn’t tend to follow a schedule. May encounter weird illnesses.

Aquarius on the 7th house-Enjoys freedom loving partners. Wants a spontaneous partner. Someone who’s weird, intelligent and fun to be around.

Aquarius on the 8th house-Can be very kinky. Loves taboo or weird stuff. Can be very much into the occult.

Aquarius on the 9th house-Strange or out of the blue beliefs. Doesn’t follow a set religion or isn’t completely with one side. Experimental and likes to experience everything.

Aquarius on the 10th house-Weird public persona. Funny person to the public. People don’t really know too much about you. You’d do well in jobs where you have to be creative and revolutionary.

Aquarius on the 11th house-Has many acquaintances but not too many close friends. The weird friend. You’re fun to hang out with but you are equally strange. You make friends/acquaintances rather quickly.

Aquarius on the 12th house-Secretly weird. Doesn’t show it too much but can be into strange and taboo things.

Pisces on the 1st house-Selfless, kind, and compassionate. Spiritual. Somewhat ghostly presence.

Pisces on the 2nd house-Losing what you love is the greatest way to take away from your value and security.

Pisces on the 3rd house-Soft and gentle voice. Grabs attention. Has a deep, introspective mind. Great love for siblings.

Pisces on the 4th house-Great love for family. Selfless when it comes to their family and loved ones. Maybe idealized their mother when she might not have done such s great job of parenting. Very vulnerable with family. Capable of being manipulated by those closest to them.

Pisces on the 5th house-« You might have a difficult time seeing your lovers clearly, having a tendency to place anyone you’re dating on a pedestal of perfection with full God like status. Yearning for deep soul mate connections. You’re able to surrender your body and soul completely during sex. Might date or fall in love with someone who is psychic or extremely artistic. »

Pisces on the 6th house-Health is largely dependent upon your emotional state. Very selfless. Derives satisfaction by helping others.

Pisces on the 7th house-Needs an artistic and selfless partner. May be out of touch with reality but is compassionate.

Pisces on the 8th house-Transcendental sex. Soul bonding occurs during sex. Soul bonding is what brings about transformations.

Pisces on the 9th house-Religion and spirituality play a large role in your life. You’d make a good mentor or spiritual teacher.

Pisces on the 10th house-Seems to be “otherworldly” and visionary, and not always practical with regard to work and public reputation. You’re elusive and can be hard to pin down in professional matters.

Pisces on the 11th house-May have toxic friends. Friends may introduce you to drugs and alcohol. Nonetheless you may have compassionate and caring but elusive friends. You express a great, selfless love for friends.

Pisces on the 12th house-« They will live their lives unaware of their own inner faith, needing healthy sleeping routine in order to stay in a calm and peaceful state. »

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The Signs as Songs from Season One of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Aries: Angry Mad

Taurus: I Have Friends

Gemini: You Stupid Bitch

Cancer: Sexy French Depression

Leo: I’m a Good Person

Virgo: Having a Few People Over

Libra: I Give Good Parent

Scorpio: Sex with a Stranger

Sagittarius: Heavy Boobs

Capricorn: Where’s The Bathroom?

Aquarius: Feeling Kinda Naughty

Pisces: Settle for Me

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Play FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS now! https://goo.gl/d7oqyw

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Fuck man, Tumblr was thee porn place. I'll miss you easily searchable gifs :(

the purification of tumblr happened so fast 

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Trying to draw Cyclops again and he keeps looking too pretty. I swear I haven’t even been watching the anime lately.

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Funny not haha 1

It's comical that I went through all of my contacts 3 times looking for someone to tell me it's going to be alright. It's not that there isn't anyone, just I have to much pride to ask for comfort. So I scroll through text and contact info knowing I'll never reach hoping for something. That's funny and pathetic, such is my character.

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Just some Disney Pokémon trainers

artist: https://www.deviantart.com/pavlover/gallery/64251477/Disney-Pokemon-trainer

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by Jo Chen

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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The Signs as Dog Gifs

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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the signs and anger

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Aries: always proves themselves right in an argument. normally doesnt start an argument but knows how to finish one. forgives you for making them angry. they try to forget their arguments.

Taurus: they wont tell you directly but will drop hints that they’re mad. if you don’t notice it makes them more irritated. will explode when pushed to the absolute limit. it takes a while for them to calm down.

Gemini: very verbal. just lots of screaming, shouting, and sarcasm. makes it clear that theyre mad but sometimes hides what theyre mad about. they dont stay mad for long periods of time and always ask forgiveness of the other person for being so loud.

Cancer: like a Taurus, they also drop hints and will progressively get more mad if you don’t acknowledge their anger. very passive aggressive. very assuming and will call you out if they believe you dont care.

Leo: they will scream and fight and sometimes even throw things when theyre really pissed off. they will tear you down with their hurtful words without even thinking. afterwards they will either never speak to you again or constantly apologize. they never forget what made them angry.

Virgo: they can take an unbelievable amount of abuse from someone before finally breaking. when they do break it takes a while for them to build back up. you could set them on fire and they would apologize for burning. they are forgiving and try to calm down quickly.

Libra: they try to keep things equal and will listen to your side of the argument. when fighting starts they flee. theyre afraid of being too weak and will run away from arguments. even on the verge of rage they try to hold back, though some hurtful words do slip out.

Scorpio: watch their eyes when theyre angry. they tell you when theyre irritated with body language. most of their anger is on lock down. they plan their next argument in advance. they think of comebacks and things that will make sure they win the fight. you will regret arguing with them. 

Sagittarius: its clear when something has made them mad. they have an overwhelming amount of sarcasm. sometimes they create problems and make themselves angry without meaning to and it corrupts them.

Capricorn: they like space and keeping to themselves. you wont know what makes them mad and sometimes you wont even know that theyre mad. they tell you that they are dissapointed in someone or something but will forgive whatever it is that made them upset.

Aquarius: they dont like being mad and tend to get very pissy when angered. they dont like arguments, especially when its about something small or irrelevant. they will avoid you at all costs until they are completely calmed down.

Pisces: they will confront whatever is making them mad head on or they will avoid it completely. it all depends on how angry they are. winning and argument doesnt make them happier, so they cry it out. 

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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So how bout that episode of Steven Universe?

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My fav thing about the reveal is that Pink Diamond won’t be characterized as a little bratty misguided kid anymore tbh; she was fully aware of what she was doing and why she was doing it

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On Asian "accents"

It started when I was in kindergarten, and I was so proud I did not have to go to Bingo class, unlike my friends, because I could speak good English -

although I had no idea what a yellow dog that could spell had anything to do with Chinese. 

(I figure out now that it was probably called Bilingual class)

I am lucky. I speak the fluent, accentless English of newscasters, the dialect spoken by the children of immigrants, that we learned not from our parents but rather from watching Sesame Street and other things on tv.

Last year, a white facebook friend of mine posted, “In order to celebrate Chinese New Year, me talk rike chinese man arr day.” 

And then told me that she was “sorry I was offended” and “she didn’t mean anything by it” when I (nicely, sweetly) told her that that shit was not okay. She said that she saw it the same as doing an accent, like Irish. Or British. Or Italian. (for bonus points, she even said that she has lots of Asian co-workers and friends, and LOVES Asian people, and so is not a racist.)

And when one of my white friends gets drunk, he thinks his “Asian accent” is hilarious.

And I was told by a coworker about the time my Asian coworker mispronounced “Barroway” as “Bwawwoway” and how hilarious it was.

Here’s the thing - can you guess how many Asian people I know who actually say

me rikey

me from _____

me so solly

(or, if you like, the fetishized versions: me so horny, me love you long time)

if you said ZERO, then ding ding ding! Congratulations, you have working brain cells.

No, my misguided fb friend, the “Asian accent” is not an actual imitation of an accent, comparable to your bad British/Irish/Italian - but rather a mockery of Asian people and their supposed inability to speak English. It is the perpetuation of the image of Asian people as perpetual foreigners in America.

Like that time when my family was at an Italian restaurant, and we were speaking to my father in Cantonese, and a drunken white lady said very loudly, “GOD when you come to this country at least learn the language!”

Or when my father was pulled over for speeding, and although he said “what’s the problem, officer?” the first thing the state trooper said was, “Do you speak English?”

Your fake “Asian accents” are not harmless and silly, because at the root of the joke, it says - you, you are stupid. You cannot speak English. You are Other. You do not belong.

my parents have been in this country for 30 years. They have been American citizens for 30 years.

And they are very self-conscious of their imperfect English, afraid that it makes them look ignorant, knowing that it marks them as immigrants. That, after 30 years, you can still be told (in not so many words) that you do not belong.

The Cultural Revolution started in China when my father was 13. He was pulled out of school and, later, sent to work in the fields. (He escaped to Hong Kong when he was 18, but that is another story for another time.)

When my father came to this country, he had a middle school education and did not speak a lick of English. He worked as a busboy at a Chinese restaurant, the evening shift that ran until 3 or 4 in the morning, and went to school during the day.

It took my father ten years to earn his bachelor’s degree. He is now an engineer.

Is this not your “American Dream?”

When my mother came to this country, she spoke very little English. She got a job as an entry level clerk. Over the years she earned one promotion after another. She is now management at a large federal agency, and manages funds for the whole state.

Is this not your “American Dream?”

And my father didn’t understand why his coworkers said, “flied lice, flied lice!” to him over and over and laughed.

And my father is still afraid to speak in a professional setting, even when he has ideas. 

And my mother still checks and double checks her professional e-mails with me, for fear of mockery from the same people she manages.

And people don’t understand why I can’t take a harmless joke. Why I don’t think that shit is funny.

No, I don’t “rikey.” 

No, I won’t “love you long time.”

And no, I’m not sorry.

So, please, kindly - FUCK OFF.

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me doing schoolwork:

me analyzing a natal chart: