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my brain, out of fucking nowhere: most of your favourite characters are well-meaning yet abrasive and difficult to be around people who are nevertheless accepted and liked by their peers without needing to mask their social difficulties

me, looking at my book and dvd shelves with mounting horror: Ah.

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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i feel so left out. like everyone around me knows how to be a human and i don’t.

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Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Who says machines don’t have souls? / Aren’t we machines, too?

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starting a collection

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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would it be okay to ask for ball pythons but in their native habitat?

Oh yes, here's a great set of photos from Ghana!

Royal Python aka Ball Python (Pyton regius), family Pythonidae, Ghana

photographs by Halvard Aas Midtun

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her name is Luna!

(SHE/HER) 🐆🏳️‍⚧️🌙

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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shapeshifting attempts

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LOL but seriously release the hounds