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Request you say? How about Stan reacting to Ford getting hit on in a bar?

I don't know if this is what you wanted, it's just what I had in mind XD

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It is 3.30-something in the morning, dawn of the last day of my vacation, my hand is back to square one but this thing is finally done. Enjoy!

(Do not repost here or onto any other website, reblogging is encouraged!)

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collection of mostly theseus doodles

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Realized I never posted this here.

This was for fordtato's smash or pass Bill Cipher contest but I'm someone that takes simping I MEAN simping the triangle very seriously. Judge me. i dont care <3

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I really don't want my generation to be represented by a single famous person alive right now. None of them. I don't want any of these people to represent me. I dont want historians to look back on this time period, pick out the most famous of the modern aristocracy, and lump me in with the values or the beauty or the culture of right now. I don't know what to do about it.

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i feel for Ford Pines, because imagine having to come out to your brother in the 70s/80s about being gay and when asked to explain all you have to show for it is a goddamn triangle? id never recover

im imagining Stan being like "Well yeah everyone feels that way about dudes from time to time." and Ford's like too busy being so relieved that he's not going to be shunned for yet another thing to tell Stan why that is irrevocably not true.

and just when the adrenaline dies down and Ford's feeling better about how this is all going, he shows Stan a picture of Bill and Stan's like, "You couldn't have liked dick like a normal guy? You had to get geometry involved?"

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presented without commentary or apology

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Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

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this is absolutely what happened

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Between twin.

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💸💸💸

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My contribution to dimensional dreams

@billfordzine

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some fords i forgot to upload 🌟

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oooohhhh ok. the more you deny yourself the more you lose yourself

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3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.