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since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs
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Trial by combat? Bro is really out here straight up telling us his fantasies today huh
"As if any of you could best me."

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quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"
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i am genuinely a little sad that Guts' theme from the 90s Berserk anime is just relegated to "the funny sad meme song" for a lot of folks. I think crafting such a haunting, bizarre sounding but deeply, profoundly melancholic track for your character that looks like this is such an incredible encapsulation of Guts as a character. you'd think he'd have this crazy heart pounding head banging metal theme but instead you get something so...meditative and distinctly tragic.

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i love when characters don't get to die
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when the cop pulls you over and you hit them with the unbridled power of the sun
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what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.
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this started as a warmup that kinda kept going and its so goofy but i like how the art came out so pls enjoy it anyway
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Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
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I love you = I will commit unspeakable acts of violence for you.
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@ask-the-entity-lovecraften-god
when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
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Tim: Attention everyone, a new meme has been found! It's being nice to each other and having fun everyday! Wine Aunt: I can't shitpost about this!!! @theelementalenclave owner of Tim
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Tom: "....Tim, I want to try a thing"
Tim: "you are not bonking me with tiny hammers."
Tom: "but you would sound so enchanting!"
Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!
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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
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