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me: i promise not to go out into the woods of rural maryland and lose the map and end up at the blair witch’s house

me after two drinks:

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I’ve been dead but my co-workers and I are starting a D&D campaign. It’s happening bois.

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Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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Hi, my name is Emi and I’m really gay for the Outer Rim Scouts.

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depression: who would ever love you?

me: 

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I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing.

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Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

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*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*

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Well, I guess I’ll be more active on here now that summer has hit and I’m literally suffering at work so. Sup everyone. It’s been a while.

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“And I think when you have suicide rates going up, when you have the bullying, when you have maybe even the drug usage because people are not feeling comfortable being their unique selves, because of the societal norms and the pressures of conforming or because they feel like they have to erase parts of them because they’re not socially accepted, I felt like through my truth it could help other people walk in their truth and breathe a little easier.”

Janelle Monáe: I’m A Proud Queer Woman

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Wow. I feel like I only get on Tumblr when I want to procrastinate.

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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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when your mental illness starts acting up again

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do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog is frightened by its own shadow and returns to the hole?

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i shoulda been born an elderly reclusive icelandic sheep farmer