he/him | sci-fi fan | animation and film enthusiast | enjoys lore-heavy games | big book guy | adhd and anxiety cocktail
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my columbo au where he's got a tiny head but a lot of good ideas
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sneezed while my nose was bleeding and now iโm scrubbing bloodstains off the highest part of the ceiling
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Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guyโs arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. thereโs not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up iโve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.
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Had a weirdly specific dream about a Big Finish War Master box-set where he's in 19th century Italy and ends up with Rose Tyler disguised as an opera singer for a temporary companion while he tries to figure out what her whole deal is. And I was kinda disappointed to wake up and find it doesn't exist.
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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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when something has obvious influences and references other things and i like it then it is intelligently intertextual. when something has obvious influences and references other things and i dont like it then it is derivative
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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I'm making hors-d'oeuvres in Music World. Calling them Sound Bites.
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Shout out to all of the musical artists who re-recorded their songs in Simlish for The Sims 3 radio stations
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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Interpol has the biggest gulf between effectiveness in fiction versus reality bc in fiction Interpol agents are stock characters and irl they do not exist
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