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Roaming the Rotted Roads of Redemption: A Lancaster Zombie Apocalypse Travelogue

Greetings, fellow survivors, and welcome to my latest dispatch from the (un)dead heart of Pennsylvania Dutch Country! Yes, while most folks are holed up in bunkers arguing over the last can of shoofly pie, I'm out here, braving the shambling masses and proving that even a zombie apocalypse can't dull the allure of Lancaster, PA. Just remember, the only thing scarier than a horde of biters is a local who thinks you're going to call it "Lan-caster." It's "Lank-iss-ter," folks. Get it right, or you might just end up as zombie bait.

The Tourist Traps (Now Just Traps)

Let's start with the big ones, shall we? The places that used to be crawling with minivan-driving tourists, now just... well, crawling with different kinds of tourists.

Lancaster Central Market: This place was, and still is, a marvel. The oldest continuously operating farmers market in the country, it's now less about artisanal cheeses and more about scavenging for forgotten produce. I managed to score a perfectly petrified pretzel last week. Still better than nothing! Just watch out for the "Market Zombies" – they're surprisingly good at blending in until they spot a stray crumb.

The Amish Countryside: Rolling hills, quaint farms, and... surprisingly nimble undead. You'd think the horse-and-buggy lifestyle would make them easy targets, but these "Plain Folk Walkers" are surprisingly elusive. I once saw an Amish zombie expertly navigate a cornfield. Made me think about investing in a buggy for quick getaways. Less gas, more silent escapes. And frankly, the Amish seem to be doing better than most, probably because they were already living off the grid. Who needs electricity when you've got a perfectly good hand-cranked zombinator?

Dutch Wonderland: Ah, the "Kingdom for Kids." Now, it's more like a kingdom for creeps. The Duke, their mascot, looks even more menacing with half his face torn off. Still, the rides are surprisingly intact. I've taken a few spins on the Kingdom Coaster – nothing like a little G-force to shake off the lingering sense of dread. And honestly, the screams of terror from the zombies stuck on the Log Flume are pretty entertaining. Better than Netflix, at least.

Hidden Gems (Now Just Really Hidden)

Lancaster has always been full of surprises, and the apocalypse has only enhanced that.

Bube's Brewery (Mount Joy): This place was always cool, with its underground catacombs and historic charm. Now, it's basically a pre-built zombie fortress with a built-in escape route through the labyrinthine cellars. The downside? The "ghost tours" are now significantly more... interactive. And the beer's gone flat, which is truly the greatest tragedy of this whole ordeal. Still, the stone walls provide excellent cover.

The Abandoned Pennsylvania Turnpike (Near Breezewood, but worth the trip): Not strictly Lancaster, but close enough for a desperate road trip. This stretch of bypassed highway, complete with two mile-long tunnels, is eerily beautiful. In the before-times, it was a cool urban exploration spot. Now, it's a perfect place to test your vocal chords – the echoes in those tunnels are incredible, and the sheer darkness means you can scream as loud as you want without attracting too much unwanted attention. Just bring a good flashlight. And maybe some earplugs for when the sound of your own panicked breathing becomes too much.

The Wolf Sanctuary of PA (Lititz): This place was a gem before, and it's even more fascinating now. The wolves, naturally, are doing quite well in the new world order. They're basically the ultimate pest control. Just don't confuse their howls with a lost traveler's cry for help. Trust me, I made that mistake once. Ended up sharing my last protein bar with a rather discerning timber wolf. He preferred jerky. Go figure.

Local Laughs and Lingering Quirks

Even in the end times, Lancaster's unique flavor shines through.

The Hex Signs: You still see 'em on barns, even the dilapidated ones. Now, I'm not saying they work against zombies, but I haven't seen a hex-signed barn overrun yet. Coincidence? Probably. But I'm not taking any chances. I might just paint a few on my bug-out bag. Can't hurt, right?

"Wanna get some Wawa?": This used to be the universal greeting. Now, it's more like, "Wanna get some water from the abandoned Wawa?" The hoagies are long gone, but the ghost of convenience still lingers. Plus, their coffee is probably still somewhat potable if you boil it for long enough to kill both the impurities and the taste.

Intercourse, PA: Yes, it's still called Intercourse. And yes, the jokes still write themselves. Though, honestly, in a post-apocalyptic world, the town's name takes on a whole new, albeit bleak, level of irony. You're not going to be doing much of that here, unless you're trying to outrun a particularly amorous zombie.

So, there you have it. Lancaster, PA: still charming, still quirky, and surprisingly resilient, even with a persistent undead problem. Just remember your essentials: a good map, a reliable weapon, and a strong sense of humor. Because if you can't laugh at the absurdity of battling zombies while trying to find a decent shoofly pie, what's the point of surviving? Stay safe out there, and maybe, just maybe, I'll see you on the other side of the next sunrise. Or, you know, at the bottom of a barrel of pickled eggs. Whichever comes first.

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Postponed...

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I don't remember taking this photo...maybe there is a reason

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Many years ago, my apartment burned down. It was a very horrible experience and i do not recommend it. The few pictures I have of the aftermath always amaze me. The stuff theown all over is from the firemen doing their thing.

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13 Horrible Apocalypses That Will Make You Question Your Faith in Humankind

Author Cat Sparks on the many ways the world might end, and which books you can read for a glimpse of the coming cataclysm

Check out the whole list on EL! 

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Washington D.C., 2021

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Photos Show What’s Left Behind After A Nuclear Disaster

Over 160,000 people were evacuated from their homes in 2011 when a tsunami triggered a triple meltdown at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear reactors. What’s left behind is a 20km radius radioactive exclusion zone where very few residents dare to return.

Photographer Arkadiusz Podniesinski ventured into the zone in September and captured eerie scenes of life frozen in time: abandoned cars and bikes, and empty supermarkets with food still on the shelves. (Source)

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Tumblr ducks anymore. Used to be able to find all kinds of things with these searches. Now it's all a bunch of bullshit.

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This is kick ass. Love it. 

Photographer finds locations of 1960s postcards to see how they look today [x]

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Natural Fabric Dyes

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Theme song from the “Last of Us II” trailer that Elle is singing. 

I walk through the valley of the shadow of death And I'll fear no evil because I'm blind to it all And my mind and my gun they comfort me Because I know I'll kill my enemies when they come Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life And I will dwell on this earth forevermore Still I walk beside the still waters and they restore my soul But I can't walk on the path of the right because I'm wrong Well I came upon a man at the top of a hill Called himself the savior of the human race Said he come to save the world from destruction and pain But I said how can you save the world from itself 'Cause I walk through the valley of the shadow of death And I'll fear no evil 'cause I'm blind And I walk beside the still waters and they restore my soul But I know when I die my soul is damned

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Eagle Pass by Artur Sadlos

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Kickstarter Project: Apocalypse Camp

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