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[theengineer-is-engihere]

hj… hi engi… i picked sum flower… for u… idk if u want thme.. i burnt them on acicdnt.. but spy daid itd be good.. if i gov them to u…

Thanks so much fer these !!! I don' really mind tha' they're burnt, they've got more charm that way, dontcha think ?

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Ey we have the same name (I stole mine from you)

Shucks, I'm honored friend !! Heh, y'just made me think of those sneaky fairyfolk from the ol' books I used to read when I was a youngin'.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Hiya there!

Ya got any flags yeh yoinked fer pride?

Howdy !

As a matter o' fact, y'just caught me as I was tinkerin' up a new photo fer my blog 'ere ! Heh, seein' all the folks on 'ere sharin' their own experiences made this ol' geezer do a heckuva contemplatin' 'n rethinkin'...

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Howdy yall, I've been feelin a tad burnt out + i have college shit goin' on, so I'm gonna be answerin asks less frequently. feel free to still send some though, I'll get to em eventually !!!

also 90 followers wtf i love yall 🫶

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Then... Are ya open for a date, perhaps?

Shoot, I'm darn flattered, bu' I hardly know y'friend !

[theengineer-is-engihere]

I ATE A PINECONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PINRCONE!!!!!!! PINE. CONE. EN. NNENNEN. PINENCONE

Er, it wasn' the explosive kind, was it ????!

[theengineer-is-engihere]

I love you engie have a great day

Golly, thank y'kindly, friend. Y'all're really darn kind on this site, it's makin' me melt !

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Howdy! Have you, ah... Got a lady friend ?

Hey there ! Uh, no, heh. I been too busy 'tween school back then 'n work nowadays t'really look fer one.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Would you rather have 500 thousand Dollars or true love?

Hm, now that there's quite the question, ain't it ? I'd go wit' true love. Call me an old sap or whatever, I know.

'Sides, who's t'say my potential love don' got a huge heap o' gold lyin' 'bout ? Hm, 'n thinkin' 'bout it s'more, I'm sure I could mos' definitely make more than 'nough bacon fer m'self with my extensive educational prowess.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

[Engineer has gained three trucks of nothing but explosive pinecones.]

-@pinecone-anon

Mwuahahaheheeeeeee ! Oh boy, those damned BLUs're in fer a heap o' trouble !!

[theengineer-is-engihere]

i did a backkflip thwn i exploded anr confetti blew up everywhere and then the unicorns gave me cotton candy ^_^

Glad yer havin' fun, firebug !

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Uhm, hello Mr. Engi! I think your pencil fell down here! I put it back on your desk while you weren’t looking, but.. pyro definitely was. Could you see if he-.. it? I don’t know. But, could you see if pyro snitched maybe? I don’t want any trouble with the admin lady. Please and thank you! ^^

@themercunderthefloorboards

Oh, uh, thank y'kindly fer gettin' my pencil, I'll go 'n ask Pyro 'bout it, pardner, don't you worry.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Thanks Engie! :D

do you want explosive pinecones? -@pinecone-anon

Since yer offerin'... well, I'll take 'em !!

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Herr Engineer, I must ask you to take your little…err… pinecone friend back. Bitte.

Heh, I sure hope they aren't givin' y'all to much trouble. That lil' feller's got a curious way 'bout 'em.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

BLU Medic says I don’t exist :[

-@pinecone-anon

That son of a gun sure won't exist fer long once our next match starts, y'can count on it.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

You’re so beautiful it makes me want to take care of myself 👍

Shucks, I never thought of m'self as much a looker, n' I sure am flattered. I'm mighty glad I could help y'out, pardner.

[theengineer-is-engihere]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

I'd rate it a 9 outta 10. I get t'work on my machines fer fun at BLU's expense, 'n the base ain't even too far from my homestate. Only reason I ain't givin' yall a ten, well...uh, I've ran a few tests on the water 'ere, 'n it... well, it don' look too good. It sure ain't helpin' some of my fellas that're, uh, lackin' in intellectual skills any. Lead'll do tha' fer ya.

Also, I am mighty fond of all this data y'all've got ! I never woulda guessed there's this many folks 'ere on this site.