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As some of you know, my mental health hasn't been that great lately. (Don't worry. I'm getting better.) It got me thinking and I wanted to post something I've seen on Tumblr before: phone numbers for suicide/mental health services in different countries. I'm hoping none of you ever need it, but it's here if you do.

Argentina: 5402234930430

Australia: 131114

Austria: 017133374

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: 212339191

Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

China: 85223820000

Croatia: 014833888

Denmark: 4570201201

Egypt: 7621602

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 0145394000

Germany: 08001810771

Holland: 09000767

India: 8888817666

Ireland: 4408457909090

Italy: 800860022

Japan: 810352869090

Mexico: 5255102550

New Zealand: 045861048

Norway: 4781533300

Philippines: 028969191

Poland: 5270000

Russia: 0078202577577

Spain: 914590050

South Africa: 0514445691

Sweden: 46317112400

Switzerland: 143

United Kingdom: 08457909090

USA: 18002738255

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Hi Molly!!! Opinions on your new siblings/co-workers/Co-parents(??)/friends???

(I WANTED TO MAKE THIS A ART BUT I COULDNT) Molly is Speaking!

That’s a lot of Slashes you put there,, But it’s fine!

It’s… Been a lot since I’ve been staying at Boss’s for a bit, I have to go back to the toystore soon since my week is over soon and- I don’t really want it to end. I didn’t know why until I saw Spikes throw a chair across the room.

The Banzai Blasters are, well, A LOT. Specifically the ‘been a lot’ I’ve been talking about, alongside Gio and his moms as well.

Their enthuastic, loud, and Implusive. Most of them are. Crusher seems like the odd one out but they still include him,

…

Like they included me.

They didn’t want me to feel left out whenever Boss goes to hangout with them, so they took me with him. I experienced some of the worst and best thrills of my life.

it was fun.

it was safe.

Soo.. What do I feel about them?

they all feel like family.

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OOC POST

god damnit I need to start posting on here without needing for people to ask me stuff

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One million dollars question:

Who here is a thether kid?

FLAMETHROWER IS WRITING

Everyone’s arguing over who gives Theater Kid vibes or not. There is Bloodshed. Annabella has a chair.

Also you can said asks to Molly now since she’s crashing at Boss’s place

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Is Dark Star alive or I have to prepare myself for the funeral?

Ben is Writing

start preparing.

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Ben is Writing

Today, we have loitered.

we then gave it back when we realized it was for someone.

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THATS A ACTUALLY REALLY COOL NAME CHOICE, I DIDNT REALLY THINK ABOUT THE MEANINGS OF THE NAMES I PICKED FOR THE BANZAI BEFOREHAND (MIGHT CHECK), BUT THIS IS A SUPER COOL NAME

I MIGHT MIX THAT IN WITH LIKE.. THE LAST NAME ‘RUSHER’ (idea from the comments) SO BOTH IDEAS GET USED :D

THANK YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

(OOC post)

i just found out there’s already a character in the epithet universe named Charles.

so uh

give me name ideas for Crusher 💔

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(OOC post)

i just found out there’s already a character in the epithet universe named Charles.

so uh

give me name ideas for Crusher 💔

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Ben is Writing

Darkstar has been abducted by the arcade once again. We do not know when his return will be, Boss has sent a search party. We have deep condolences for him, rest in piece.

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Not to be dramatic, but to Crusher (the rest too, but Crusher in particular)

I would die for you.

The rest of the boys, in the background, complaining about how they don’t get stuff like this (it’s only the first day of the blog.)

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Hey, does your boss accept new minions? I would like to join :3

Flamethrower is Writing

Yeah! For only 49.99 a month you can be a ~ HONARY ~ Banzai Blaster!

(If you experience mental distraught, headaches, suffering, possesion, death, the urge to boogie, and or wish to have a refund the banzai will ignore you)

(Giovanni will gladly accept you)

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To celebrate Pride Month, which one of you is a boy kisser, which one of you is a girl kisser, and which one of you is a nobody kisser (aro or ace and more)?

(Spikes is writing)

So, We kinda decided that Crusher, Flamethrower, and I will be presenting cuz SOME PEOPLE had to go and get arrested today after accidentally parking illegally for the 13th time (Car Crash, Ben, I see you.), and some are also grounded (Darkstar)

anyways

(Being Bisexual means I get to change the frosting to my cup cake at ANY given time! ..Darkstar didn’t get the metaphor)

(He once said that when people hit on him he just hisses. Like a cat.)

(everyone knows this.)

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(OOC POST) Introduction!

hey! Hello! I’m @xxskaterzzforlifexx and this is a silly little blog I made. (other people can join this blog).

so imagine this, these silly little guys stuck in my head and I don’t know how to get rid of them because one of them keeps flamethrower-ing my brain.

so what do I do?

Project them unto a Tumblr blog until my hyperfixation eventually goes away and I am left alone and empty again.

:p

I am also.. an ARTIST, so expect drawings and doodles of these guys causing havoc, so uh,

OH YEAH.

this blog will mainly be about Giovanni’s boys (Spikes,Crusher,Darkstar, Flamethrower, Car Crash, Ben)

And I have headcanons for em, so…

SPIKES

Outside of the Banzai Gig, She is known as Annabella :) (or Anna)

She has a LOT of plants, specifically spikey ones, like cacti.

She got her name by showing up in full spiked armor on the first meeting of the banzai.

She actually comes from like, a really rich and high up family who basically disowned her once they found she was pursuing the ~ CRIME ~ life.

CRUSHER

Outside of the Banzai Gig, His name is Everett :D

strong, VERY strong. Crush a head into a pulp strong.

He knows Giovanni is absolutely oblivious, yet he WILL NOT FALTER

he stress works out.

DARKSTAR

he CARRIES in laser tag, Absolute legend (oh and also his outside name is Kelly)

he bites his bandana daily, Spikes has tried to stop them once, She still has he bite mark.

HE HAS A LITTLE SISTER WHO THE GANG HAS DUBBED “NIGHTSTAR”

He loves astrology, his name wasn’t anything special he just has the Epithet “Binary Star” so they just kind of gave him “Darkstar”

FLAMETHROWER

Has a Flamethrower, no notes.

He dye his hair like a ritual, his natural hair is red and he’s just kind of vibing with the blonde and black streaks for now.

His normal name is Anton

has a little sister, adores her to bits. He and Darkstar arranges little play dates for their sisters (Flamethrowe’s sister is 11. Darkstar’s sister is 16).

CAR CRASH

He has astigmatism (he does not know)

Bickers with Ben EVERY DAY.

He just kinda exists idk

despite this he fails at existing

BEN

He has no situational awareness at times

He is the absolute BEST son ever when he gets home, prim and proper, his parents don’t know he does crime.

he is named after fucking Benjamin Franklin, He refuses to tell anyone that.

Colorblind