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Does anybody have a mallet I can borrow?

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What does this mean

Why do I suddenly want a moscow mule monster at 1 am.

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Australia btw

Just spent an hour searching for a huntsmen that crawled behind my bed, tore off the bedsheets, then the mattress from the frame, even checked the pillowcase.

I fucking utilised chemical warfare on the back of the bed with half a can of bug spray and then

FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LATER I SAW THE SPIDER AGAIN AND IT DISAPPEARED AGAIN AND I DID THE SAME THINGS AGAIN

AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT AND I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING OFF AND NUKING THE ENTIRE SITE FROM ORBIT BECAUSE

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

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Just spent an hour searching for a huntsmen that crawled behind my bed, tore off the bedsheets, then the mattress from the frame, even checked the pillowcase.

I fucking utilised chemical warfare on the back of the bed with half a can of bug spray and then

FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LATER I SAW THE SPIDER AGAIN AND IT DISAPPEARED AGAIN AND I DID THE SAME THINGS AGAIN

AND I STILL CAN'T FIND IT AND I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING OFF AND NUKING THE ENTIRE SITE FROM ORBIT BECAUSE

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

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In the culinary way, not the ablest way

Reblog if you're a stupid vegetable

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Me

Reblog if you're a stupid vegetable

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Reblog if you're a stupid vegetable

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Should I have a theme song?

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I wasn't on the boat either but I'm still here

Hold on pause what do you mean fish are incapable of sin.

They weren't destroyed i the biblical flood, where god got rid of every sinning living thing.

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I don't know, it bit my ear so I couldn't see

From this guy

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I was bitten on the ear by one of these once

From this guy

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This gas leak is looking fire

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Sotmach go grrhgrrjgrrjr4gjrr what dors it mean?

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Can I eat them 🥺

Also it looks like it's puppy season! Sometimes you will see brand new soft little mushy little doglets, latest batch fresh out of the bitch!

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BANANAS ARE!

ORANGES are NOT

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I've been fighting hordes of the undead for half a week. I've seen the forces of hell rip apart innocent souls and have been drenched in both my blood and the blood of the unholy as I cut through their fleshy masses to reach the final summit of heaven where I faced not even God, but a simple angel, and was smote down for they mistook me as one of the corrupt. I woke in the pits of hell once more and once more I fought my way through them, now armed with the holy light that the angel had imbued me with in his banishment of me, I arrived once more at the summit of heaven and was recognised for what I truly was, the one who had crawled through piles of corpses, who had lost limb and replaced it, who had to face horrors that are greater than I can put into words, but that I will try: a darkness, a pitch darkness made out of light, tangible light, tangible light that clawed and gasped for air and grasped for flesh, and when it found footing it dug in and entrenched itself ever deeper, saying all at once all the words that have ever existed or ever will, and the ones that never have or ever will; I was recognised as the destroyer of this evil and granted access to heaven.

So like, thanks for the help guys. Really making me feel like an appreciated Evil 7/11.

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Risen

Soon the dead rise