theeviltapdancingwizard

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

a GUYATT is when someone has the rear end the size of my head......heh

-emo anon

I SEE. HM.

. IS THIS SAYING THAT MY REAR IS LARGE?

WHAT?!

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

..well a guy yatch is [CONTENT DELETED]

-emo anon

IS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "[CONTENT DELETED]"? I'LL GO GET MY ASSISTANT AGAIN.

ANNOOUUNCEEERR!!!

I HAVE QUESTIONS! AGAIN! I'M STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHAT A "GUY YATCH" IS. PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DEFINITION OF "GUY YATCH".

[[You're not getting any answers from us, Tobias.]]

PRETTY PLEASE?

[[...Fine. It means uh... it's a misspelling of the term "Gyatt".]]

OH, OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT A GYATT IS.

[[Good.]]

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

announceeer hey you assisTWINK

-that one announcer fangirl from 18 centuries ago

[[Oh god... not you. Get out. Leave. Scram, even!]]

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

Hi

-the devil from THE bible

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE FUCKING DEVIL

OH, GREETINGS, SATAN.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

*𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓽* 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮

-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

AH, GET AWAY FREAK! NEVER RETURN TO MY MAILBOX AGAIN! THE CATS WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE!

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

We're back :3

-🍞

OH DEAR. OH NO.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

do you … have a "guy yatch"

-emo anon

HM... I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT A "GUY YATCH" IS...

Announcer, what's a "guy yatch?"

[[We refuse to answer that.]]

I'm concerned now. What's a "guy yatch"?!

[[ ... ]]

Announcer?!

...

I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT A "GUY YATCH" IS, BUT NOW QUITE FRANKLY 20 TIMES MORE WORRIED.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

Y̾o̾u̾ l̾o̾o̾k̾ l̾i̾k̾e̾ t̾h̾e̾ t̾y̾p̾e̾ o̾f̾ p̾e̾r̾s̾o̾n̾ t̾o̾ d̾o̾ i̾n̾h̾u̾m̾a̾i̾n̾e̾ p̾o̾s̾e̾s̾ t̾o̾ e̾a̾t̾ y̾o̾u̾r̾ o̾w̾n̾ t̾o̾e̾n̾a̾i̾l̾ w̾i̾z̾a̾r̾d̾ guy

-🫃

GET OUT

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

f-father tobias... w-why are there feet pics o-of you!! /joke

LISTEN, I AM A MAN WITH THINGS I NEED TO DO.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

put some socks on!!!!! You don't need to feel the grass between your toes!!!!!!

NO. FUCK YOU.

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

icup :3

-🍞

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

IcUP🤗

-mpreg anon🫃

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT MOOSHROOM YOU HAVE A VOID

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

puci backwards

-emo anon 💀🖤

P.. PUSSY ?

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

sorry for the inactivity here's a horse and some doodles

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

dude it's a wizard blog. why would it have screamos. but yeha no spooks

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[theeviltapdancingwizard]

sorry that this blog is dead guys