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If all else fails, at least I have a nice ass.

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That 6eing said, there's an 96scenely attractive seadweller 9n my dash. St9p.

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I want a Christmas kiss

or make out session

or to be insanely fucked on the living room floor like whatever

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I make terri6le life ch9ices wh9 let me 6e a r9le m9dle s9me9ne rev9ke that quick.

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I d9n't kn9w a l9t 9f things.

Specific things.

Things having t9 d9 with 't9ys'.

Apparently that makes me cute.

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I'd suggest a sh9ck c9llar t9 st9p me fucking up my v9ice the rest 9f the way 6ut I might actually like that.

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I kn9w wh9 9ur sire is n9w. I can't remem6er 6eing s9 angry a6out anything.

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I'm a6s9lutely n9t crying 9ver an alien's inspirati9nal vide9s. N9t me.

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9n the 9ther hand: I'm mute s9 n9 9ne can hear the whines I'd pr96a6ly 9therwise 6e d9ing.

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A6stinence has never seemed s9 challenging and s9 fuckdamned p9intless at the same time.

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Aggressively thinks "I'm n9t h9rny en9ugh t9 pursue th9se guards 6ulges" until it's true.