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I live for "assumed hero and assumed villain fathers and their adopted pink daughter"

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This one is for @eponine-thenadier's thick headed friend:

I, Jack Kelly, am completely and utterly gone over for David Jacobs and those sweet baby blues of his

(Don't tell him I said so)

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It my card ever declined at therapy, they’d just make me face the fact that

Javid doesn’t actually exist

Ralbert doesn’t actually exist

Sarah and Katherine dont live in the same universe

Albert isn’t actually half deaf

none of the newsies are officially gay

And such other deeply unsettling realities

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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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forget the mcu bistro huddy is the only cinimatic universe i'm interested in these days.

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I need to find my people

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stole the drawing from @/alisyons_ on X >:))

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for lent im abstaining from seeing bad takes. please dont make any or ill literally die and go to hell and it’ll be all your fault. thanks :)

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How is it that 100 people can be murdered in only a few hours today and everybody in the countries that did and paid for it are just going to go about our days tomorrow like there's not so much fucking blood on every step I take.

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a girl will ask people not to characterize her favourite mlm ship as big strong muscular alpha male and tiny gay twink boy and people will say no

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my 2024 bingo card

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What’s next, a hamster calendar with hats?

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