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Angel in the middle of a redemption lesson.

Angel: “Look can we wrap this up? The sexy bartender just started his shift, and I want to politely ask him if he wants to go get rowdy in the back of Charlie’s limo.”

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Lucifer (seductively): Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?  Alastor: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Niffty, chasing Angel Dust down the street: "SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN-" *trips and faceplants into the street*

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Angel: you doing alright man?

Adam: ya, just got some chest problems, I should be fine tho.

Alastor: why of course he’ll be fine, it’s not like he hasn’t had chest problems before.

Adam: what do you mean?

Alastor: I mean when you were stabbed silly, you remember, we were all there for it…except for me of course, but still.

Adam, having a ptsd flashback :…

Angel: smiles, that was too far.

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Husker: (watches Angel pour himself his tenth glass of wine) Another one? Your body's supposed to be a temple.

Angel: My body is a Catholic church. Filled with wine, bread, and guilt.

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Velvette: Valentino, please calm down. Valentino: I asked for two large fries! Valentino: *dumps fries onto table* Valentino: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

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Omega: Ha! Wrecker! That's a funny name. Wrecker, menacingly: You think my name is funny? Omega: It's hilarious! Wrecker: *uproarious laughter*

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Wrecker, groaning: I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Crosshair: I feel great. I ran a 5k this morning.

Wrecker: Really?

Crosshair: No, I threw up in the shower.

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Wrecker: Crosshair made fun of me for getting Capri Suns, and then he drank EIGHT of MY Capri Suns!

Crosshair: Wrecker, you’re a grown man and arguing over Capri Suns.

Wrecker: Echo, either you ground him or I’m going to fight him, and my fists are already up!

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Echo: Why is Omega standing on the counter?

Wrecker: She likes to feel tall

Echo: Fair, but why are YOU standing on the counter?

Omega: We're playing the floor is lava and Crosshair took the last chair.

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Crosshair: Tell them off, Omega. Assert yourself.

Omega: That's my ice cream!

Crosshair: Good. Now let them have it!

Omega, handing the stormtrooper the ice cream: Here, you can have it!

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Omega, in the group chat: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful!

Echo: See you later uwu

Wrecker: I just got food uwu

Crosshair: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hunter: Please don't do that uwu

Crosshair: No promises uwu

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Crosshair: My cold dead heart feels no affection for anyone.

Omega: *sneezes*

Crosshair: ARE YOU SICK?? WHERE'S YOUR JACKET? SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR

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Cyd: someone outta put you in a mental hospital

Crosshair: someone outta put you in a box floatin’ down the river GRANDMA

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Crosshair, kicks down the door to Echo's ship: Where is my hug!?

Echo: ...

Crosshair: Please hug me.

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Crosshair, drunk af: Oh my God it’s bisexual lightning!

Hunter: Crosshair that’s the POLICE!

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Crosshair, wearing sunglasses: I’ve got a hangover. Do you know what that means?

Omega: Doesn’t it mean you’re drunk?

Crosshair: No… it means I was drunk yesterday.