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in a way, eating is like doomscrolling
#that bite was pretty good but what if the next bite is The Bite#the Holy Grail bite#this post is about being So brave and not eating entire chocolate cake in one go
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fig observation
there’s always an engineer out there ordering the closest thing to chcicken nuggets he can find on any given menu
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update: boss walked by and went “did you separate all of those based on size” and laughed
I can never show my face here again
does anyone else separate nerds by sizes and then eat them smallest to largest
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THE CANDY BTW
does anyone else separate nerds by sizes and then eat them smallest to largest
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does anyone else separate nerds by sizes and then eat them smallest to largest
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wishing I was rotting in the soft earth of a forest right now. unfortunately the Harsh Atmosphere of the Office is Sustaining Me Against my Will
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fig tip
join a monastic order that takes strict vows of silence in order to avoid awkward small talk or accidentally offending your coworkers when you are sleep deprived from a long night of prayer and holy vigil
#live fig... die...#figposting#I’m sorry i was not laughing at you I swear it’s just a reaction#I didn’t think it was funny i was trying to commiserate#and on top of all this I didn’t even find the book I was looking for
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I’m starting to think I need to eat chips (goldfish, chex mix, etc) in the bag because when I pour them onto a paper plate I become so fixated on eating them piece by piece that all present responsibilities fade into nothingness
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strange dreams……unsettling visions……guys this cursed amulet is really adding enrichment to my enclosure. why didn’t i think of this sooner?? unrelatedly my teeth are falling out
#figposting#the strange dreams definitely aren’t affecting the quality of my sleep#If anything im sleeping better than ever
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be careful to be thorough when applying sunscreen or else you will be left with small areas of sunburn surrounded by your regular pale as fuck skin
#I literally have a like 2 square inch patch of sunburn on my arm I'm going to die#And another couple patches on my leg#I'm so dumb#live fig... die...#figposting
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im buying stock in fantasy call that the drow jones. is this anything
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came home for a restorative break to avoid a nervous breakdown and I’m babysitting
#she’s so cute tho I can’t be mad#But if she dies instead of getting stronger I might actually just have the nervous breakdown#figposting#little lamb#once she learns to walk and is stronger she can have a name but not yet
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don’t masturbate on the train. and for the love of god don’t stare at me while you do it.
#fucking hell#it wasn’t even 8am yet#im about to start the gender war myself I need men to please actually not be present in my life#figposting
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you can slowly become less risk averse by becoming mildly addicted to popmart. It's like micro-dosing gambling to build up immunity.
#the cute things call to me what can I say#if I ever get a duplicate I will simply pass away#live fig die young#figposting
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