thefirebird-02-101
thefirebird-02-101
The Bird made of Flames
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thefirebird-02-101 · 26 days ago
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Freaky Alien Genotype
Or F.A.G. for short.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 1 month ago
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Pussy.
Apparently I need to make an "intro post," but I fucking hate this site, so I'm not doing that.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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No.
Firebird is high again.
Weed brownie got them
I'm four days late to answering this ask, but good for it. Is it still intoxicated?
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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You should inhale this bottle of liquid nitrogen. It's so good.
Yeah sure I'll try it
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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return of the smoke machine
[One (1) smoke machine spawns.]
Let's goooooooooooo
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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Baby want smoko? *Gives you a wafer roll*
Babyy need smoko
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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*gives you fireproof tennis balls*
boing boing
Boing boing indeed
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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Surprise, W E E D.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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THE BROWNIES ARE WEEDED.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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They're wha?
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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You should totally try these very innocuous, edible brownies. They're brownies and cool.
I would say no, because chocolate will kill me. But fuck it. Gimme some.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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Bitch
Caw
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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Caw
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thefirebird-02-101 · 2 months ago
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Was napping. What happened.
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thefirebird-02-101 · 3 months ago
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this ask is filled to the brim with olives and they are threatening to spill out and breach containment
"Oh shit..."
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thefirebird-02-101 · 3 months ago
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hey someone sent the fireproof bees to Judgement, you wanna get them for him?
"No. No, I am not dealing with the BEES again. You can't make me."
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thefirebird-02-101 · 3 months ago
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“…”
[Fill containment unit with: lighter fluid.]
"Well, now everything is on fire. After it blew up first."
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