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places a sign on my desk that says "talk to me about my fateswap au"

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three horsemen of the apocalypse

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“Oh I started playing a while ago, back during Shadowkeep.”

Mmhm mmhm forgive me while my bones crumble to dust and I blow away in the wind.

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been having a lot of weird dreams lately which probably means the corruption is spreading

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Like man, I know I've been here for a long time, through the ups and downs of Tumblr, but it's a big number!! And it's nice to celebrate! This runs for the next two weeks, between the 16th of April to the 30th of April 2025, and the prizes are: - One of my warm up style comics in which you get to choose the subject and - one of my full figure commissions I'll be choosing the winners on the 1st of May on a spin the wheel Gen, which I'll record! I'll message the winners too and make sure you know you won! (If I don't hear back from you in a week though, I'll re roll the wheel!) So, the rules: - Got to be following me here on tumblr! - You get two submissions, liking This Post and reblogging it! - For the figure piece, my commission rules apply (See my pinned post for more info!) and it can take up to two weeks for a final piece. Okay, I think that's it! Thanks again guys, for sticking with my art and supporting me! Lots of love and Good luck!

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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the elites don’t want you to know this but you can make a tumblr post. no one can stop you

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this was probably done a long time ago but who cares

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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

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i have a childish hope someone at blizzard snuck this in and is laughing their ass off rn

LMAAAAAOOOO

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I don't know much, but I know in my heart that in a modern world Karlach would be a professional wrestler.

Dame Aylin would also obviously be a professional wrestler.

Lae'zel, though, would be an MMA fighter. And THEN a professional wrestler.

Isobel? That's right. Professional wrestler.

Jaheira? Former professional wrestler.

Shadowheart? Now hear me out professional wrestler.

Minthara? Oh yeah. That's right.

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

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A very angry frog 🐸

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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

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Taking pictures with many a quaint and curious volume of lore, while I nodded, nearly napping, there came a tapping, quoth the raven, “Poetography.”

Taking pictures with my sworn nemesis…call that foetography