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mutuals introduce me to your local ecosystem. I won't be invasive. I'll be very chill about it

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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

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Happy Pride Month 2022!!!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!

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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

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Monch monch monch

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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Ok, I’m not into OFF but

I love him okay??

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like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

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pls rb this and put in the tags how you sleep