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The Tarot says you're a cunt (negative)

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--- 249

Deck:

To think of me as one of you

The girl in the hill

A beach view

Everything

A knocking at my wall

A friend

Lakebed

The one who never came back

The one who changed

Footsteps in the snow

Another go around

Another crack

Room upon room

A stranger

Water

Known to no others

Carved from the yellow

Carried in sky

Known the world over

Destined to die

That I could decide

A fourth

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What does anything mean anymore woog

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Somebody edit the 13 going on 30 poster to be William but it says uhhh 16 going on dead

Like this but it's actually funny ^^^

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My uncontrollably shaking and hearing sounds which aren't there have convinced people that there's something wrong with me

And like, there is but shut the fuck up ????

I'm perfect

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The omninous buzzing RAHH SHUT UP SILLY SOUNDS

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When I say obscure like.. nah you're not suffering with me if you fav meets ANY of these criteria, let alone multiple

- A starter

- An Eeveelution

- A legendary

- Ever been on Ash's team

- Has more than 1 official plush

- Currently in OU or Ubers tier

- Has received unique attention from any of the gimmicks (mega, Z move, Gigantamax)

Hit me with some that meet the needs

People who like popular Pokémon when they have to absorb 1% of the pain of a Forretress enjoyer.

This goes for other Pokémon that get no love too, like trying to find Forretress merch is a miserable ordeal.

I can't imagine how easy it is to have you fav be a starter or eeveeluton like y'all better appreciate how good you have it.

I'm gonna DIY my own forretress merch which will make it feel even more special, but I just wish I could have nice things as a bug type enjoyer.

There's obviously atleast 1 piece of merch for basically every Mon, I'm gonna buy the one Forretress plush when I go to Japan next year hopefully.

This also applies to fangame fans tho like imagine your fav Pokémon is Orchynx or something like you're never gonna get a cute lil plush unless you tech that shit at home.

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People who like popular Pokémon when they have to absorb 1% of the pain of a Forretress enjoyer.

This goes for other Pokémon that get no love too, like trying to find Forretress merch is a miserable ordeal.

I can't imagine how easy it is to have you fav be a starter or eeveeluton like y'all better appreciate how good you have it.

I'm gonna DIY my own forretress merch which will make it feel even more special, but I just wish I could have nice things as a bug type enjoyer.

There's obviously atleast 1 piece of merch for basically every Mon, I'm gonna buy the one Forretress plush when I go to Japan next year hopefully.

This also applies to fangame fans tho like imagine your fav Pokémon is Orchynx or something like you're never gonna get a cute lil plush unless you tech that shit at home.

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--- 390

Where do you find yourself:

Do you think somewhere out there, it's us

Instead of you and me

Something that couldn't begin to break

Another world where I would never write again

Where all the poems had come true

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They should invent a Sapphic attraction that doesn't feel like drowning

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--- 423

Spearhead:

If I could distance myself from the warring hearts

Cut loose from nameless muses and silver ladies

If I were nothing to you. And you left to the world

Would I have the stomach for it all

To eat raw not just the waking sky but the more the more

Yet never would the flesh of great things come close to yours

Nor the jar free of water match your lips

I cannot think that I would dare while you draw breath

And so words escape me still.

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Holy shit this one's terrible, I hate my early poetry

--- 9

Love at second sight:

As your voice echoed over the hills

I knew that I loved you

It was a warm summer day

And you were sitting under a tree

And you called for me

And I fell

Oh how I fell,

But my dear i have always known

I would need you for evermore

But it's not love at first sight oh no

It's so much more

It's never the first is it?

It takes you by surprise

It could be your voice

Or the way the sun shone in your eyes

And I'll love you forever

Or atleast as long as I can

And my darling you can always tell

That I'll love you for who you were that day

That warm summer day when I fell.

[thefluffypanc]

Third session of Rejuvenation Egglocke! We got a full team finally! Spoilers below

We back in the Sewers

Gotta do a silly puzzle and then meet back up with Melia and Venam :D the gang!

Oh there's a lil Garbodor in the generator that's been messing things up, him is friend I think possibly

It's shiny :0

It's a special lil boss guy called a ruthless Pokémon, they have multiple health bars and whatnot they can even change types and get different abilities as they go through different health bars

Spooky boss!!

Alright let's fight it!

Metronome probably got this, easily

We got gear grind :D sick!

And then thunderbolt, this is working

oh it changed to a Poison/Dark type!

We got Bone club! Easy!

Oh metronome used Ally switch lmaoo

Okay come back lol bro, let Sprite handle this

We did it :D

Melia has like some briefcase for emergencies??

With a secret code if things get really bad, surely this will never be relevant..

Venam invites us to go take on her gym so of course I'm gonna do that!!!!

But first we head over to Gearan park to get our fifth encounter!!!

Let's SPIN THAT WHEEL!!

We got number 19!

Which is a Shuckle named Mr. Saxobeat :D

The ability contrary, and the move Fleur Cannon. With an assault vest :3

Cool!!

Melia is taking pictures in the park :O photography gal

Well there's a suspicious circus tent lookin thing full of ghost Pokémon and a dude with a very flamboyant hat, surely nothing strange going on here

He tried to get me to sign some contract but ya girl not falling for that

Okay well I don't think there are any other encounters we can get at this point so looks like we'll be taking on Venam with only 5 Pokémon

There's some person with green hair in the gym who said they'll just be watching, that's suspicious. But at this point everything is suspicious

We can learn a little about what we'll be facing before we take her on

Her ace is a Seviper

All the gym leaders in Aevium have signature moves :D her's is Venam's kiss which is a poison move that's effective on steel types, spooky!

Her field is a concert venue that benefits sound moves

Oh shit Jan recommended we pick up a Pokémon from the casino, let's go do that so we can have a full team :D

We head over to the big ass hotel!

And immediately get taken out by Ms. blakeory hitting us with a trolley

Well we don't personally have a coin case but some girl said she was gonna flush hers because she's sick of gambling or whatever. We can go find it in the Sewers :D gross!

Holy shit a Shiny Rattata :D I guess I'll catch it and just keep a box of all the shinies I find maybe this will be the actual shiny count

Alright well we got a coin case, let's go gamble!

Alright we've won our gambling prize, once again let's Spin that wheel!!!

We got 25! Let's find out who's gonna round off our team of 6

Oh boi it's.. bomb 2.

A Zacian with just explosion. Great

Well I'm gonna cut it there

Next time I'll take on Venam's gym! And possibly make use of one of these bombs..

Cya next time

[thefluffypanc]

--- 389

Sieves and sirens and sleep:

I wish you were fluent

That I wouldn't need the roses or the rivers or lakes

That you spoke my language of thought

I wouldn't need to dance around it

I still would

But you'd know your place

The moon and every other word

For you for you for you

Til I lost the will to love

So never again

That's all it would take

[thefluffypanc]

Session 2 of Rejuvenation Egglocke!!! Enjoy! I sure did!

Alright! Session 2 of Rejuvenation Egglocke! Jenner asked us to go help his daughter Melia out on route 1, but also some girl in the center place asked us to go get her kidnapped starly back!

Am I supposed to read into how similar Melia is to Maria? Is she Maria? Am I maria? We'll find out probably

Alright we fighting the pigeon smugglers, hopefully sprite can actually function, unlike SOMEONE (schizo)

Okay so turns out using BLACK HOLE ECLIPSE is pretty strong, we're off to a much better start this session.

Oh uh someone is speaking in the sus Arceus? Language and casting spells on the thugs

Holy shit earth bending

Are they calling me Little Dove?

"You shall be my faithful servants, and stay with me at the Alvavors Ruins" write that down class, take notes

Oh this bitch fr took them with magic

The names KAREN remember

She has some secret okay :D cool I don't need information whatever I'll just stay confused this whole time

Oh she talking about the Garufa?

They put souls in a book and cast magic with Pokémon okay

Okay weird but sure

We get an encounter here yay!!! :D

Our encounter is number 22!

A mega rayquaza!!!!!

Named .. Bomb 1. Oh very funny

It's only move is explosion :D wow that's great yay awesome

And it has choice band, of course

Thanks Jack

Oh there's some woman here who's husband was on the S.S. Oceana :( bruh

Aw no :( the game crashed after my first battle with Bomb 1 in the party, looks like the game can't actually handle permanent Megas that's a shame :( we'll just keep it non mega evolved.

OKAY long story short and 6 crashes later it is actually just the presence of Rayquaza that is crashing the game, the friend who submitted it has told me to change Bomb into... Whatever I want.

Since I want to get attached to them I'm gonna make it a forretress, my favorite Pokémon :D surely nothing bad will happen (explosion)

Ran into a girl called Karrina who runs a gang, cool :D

Uh oh this guard at the train station said he hasn't seen Melia pass by, that's suspicious

Well guess I'll go check out the gym, she'll probably show up y'know.

TIME FOR MY GOAT VENAM!!

she get thrown through the roof :( poor gal

Love how the same music plays when I'm saying goodbye to my mother for the final time as when venam pulls a silly prank

Well she asked for a pecha berry, she just got a spicy one :3 lmao I love Venam

She's friends with Ren :D we gonna hang out in the Sewers like cool kids yeaaaa

Melia is actually in the Sewers too, all problems solved heck yeah

And we get an encounter down here!!!

Let's see what silly guy we find in the Sewers!!

It's number 21!!

Which isss....

An Arceus named Metronome, holding a metronome, with only the move.. metronome! Cool :D

Holy shit the very first metronome I use and we get Horn Drill, this is peak!

Anyway I'm very eepy and wanna go paint my nails so gonna cut it short this time, we got 2 new teammates and we met one of my favorite Rejuvenation characters!! Yippee!!!

Cya next time!

[thefluffypanc]

Okay first session of Rejuvenation Egglocke! Obviously gonna contain spoilers for the game! Hope anyone following along enjoys, I yap a lot and go insane at the end.

REJUVENATION EGGLOCKE PART 1:

Here we are playing rejuvenation finally, obviously this will contain spoilers as I play through the game.

I'm gonna lock in and definitely remember the story and every single name, I surely won't have memory loss be canon to my character.

We start with the prologue thingy

Some lil kid asking their mum to tell a story about a Zorua and a Pangoro.

Lonely Zorua :(

He tricking other Pokémon for foods

He met Pangoro and they fought over a golden apple (like Minecraft :0)

They were evenly matched and became friends

They adventure and friends but one day

Zorua decided to prank the Pangoro

By transforming into his dead mother, that's fucked up lol bro

Pangoro got spooked and dropped food

Da apple was in the foods

Zorua tried to say sorry, but nah bro you went too far

Okay story cool

The kids name is Maria, write that down, surely important.

And now we play as the lil kid in her house, MF I'm gonna lose my mind.

Apparently she finds advanced calculus easy, take note

Damn her dad looks pissed off in this family picture

Okay so Kugearen city is being built by the blakeory company rn, my mind is filling with information

She not allowed in the basement but surely adventure time

There's an altar and frightening pictures in the basement, surely nothing to worry about.

Her dad nearly slipped up on her name? Nearly called her Marinette or something oh.

There's books in her dad's study about Garufa and Arceus, SUS!!

The world turned blue for a sec idk what that means

And scary noises from downstairs

There's some bitch dressed like a Kamen Rider in the living room, this foreshadowing probably goes so hard for smart people.

Kamen person said some confusing stuff and then "No matter what happens. Don't you dare lose hope"

"Don't lose who you are, and don't you dare forget what's about to happen."

Aight lock in.

Scary backwards music

Mom is on the altar and Dad is scary

Some maid lady calls her Marianette spooky

And she woke up from spooky dream in the mirror huhh brain hurt

She seems confused and honestly same

She got a stuff Zorua and Pangoro dolls just like the story. Bro how many layers deep are we

Okay so we in some big ahh castle or something with maids, talking about someone named Indriad

Alright so super duper mega cult or something

"Mommy is sleeping with out Lord now, Marianette" uhhh Nuh uh gimme my mom

Oh this dude, Dad? Starts speaking in fucking gaba goo Arceus tongues or some secret language. I'm not supposed to like translate this am I??

Whatever I would canonically forget what he said

He made some maid disappear bruh

They gonna make Maria disappear too!

Uh oh

Mf what am I supposed to do with this information.

Now we get to the actual game itself:

We playing Classic mode, surely won't be that hard.

Okay some Amanda is here to register us for the league or something?

The Aevium League yay :D

18 gyms and an Elite 8

We picking Enby :D

And I'm gonna pick Alain because they seem cool :3

As always I make my name Purple, I'm like a silly Pokémon character named after a color

Okay it's July XX 20XX just like Scott Pilgrim wow

We on a boat :3

Is that Silver? This dude looks like Silver wow

:D it's mom!

We heading to Akuwa Town okay

*Certain dialogue options in this game can affect how characters see you*

Oh no pressure

Why did she say bye like that.. that's sus

We on the S.S. Oceana. Nothing bad every happened to boats in Pokémon nope nope

There's like a girl who looks suspiciously important at the front of the ship, surely she won't be relevant

We go talk to the captain :3

Augustus Briney, write that down.

Is he related to my Goat???

He is! Omg where's Peeko, gimme

Okay so Aevium is made up of 4 big islands after a 'mysterious event' split up the landmass

Floria, Terajuma, Terrial, and Artica

Okay I'm so smart I can remember all this info

The mysterious lady literally had a shiny Gothitelle matching her color scheme, she thinks she's the main character (she probably is)

Oh no some peeps tryna hijack the ship

Mom is jumping infront of the evil team peeps, damn

Oh mom knows mysterious lady? Their name is crescent and they teleported us out of danger

A fucking bomb? DEOXYS HELLO! HI I'm totally a friend, don't kill me

:| it just tackled some dude

Our mom's name is Nancy and she jumped down into a hole to chase the Ship Jackers

Crazy shit

Aight we jump into the hole too, real as fuck

Wow some sick ass dude with grey hair jumped out of a hole being chased by Crescent's Gothitelle?

Aw our Mom has a Sylveon :D

And some spooky teleporting person is aura farming infront of her

2 Deoxys?!?

This music sounds like gojo being the honored one wtf

Uh oh, dramatic Mom close up

She's telling us to run and let her buy us time :( bro

OH WE BOOKIN IT

They made Deoxys so scary

piano lady the goat dropping a piano on its head tho

Oh a talonflame saved us from the scary peeps yay

CHAPTER 1: Crossroads of Destiny:

Tesla Von Brandt is the lady who saved us with her talonflame

:0 coool

The group that attacked the ship was Team Xen, write that down

We made it to East Gearan City :D

Yay Amanda is here :D

And her brother Jan

Head manager of the Aevium League, sick

Watch him be the champion or some shit

Oh some blonde girl ran into us high-key I've played this before and I forgor her name but she's totally important, like Melia or something idk

I forget everything :D Yay fresh start!!

Professor Jenner.. okay is a Jenner a tree? Am I stupid? Find out next time

Okay we get our starter now!!! It's time to... SPIN THAT WHEEL!!

And we get

Number 10!!! Which is... A Xatu!!

Name schizophrenia with the ability Synchronize and the moves Rest, Sleep talk, psycho shift, and Nightmare. Awesome

Of course my starter would be the mf-ing sleep paralysis bird

Alright we gotta fight Amanda, let's see how our nightmare bird handles this

Well it can't fucking sleep at full hp.. and this Hatenna isn't damaging it, we definitely need a mon that can actually fight consistently but this is a fun lil gimmick

Holy shit we might lose the fight that is designed to be incredibly easy.

We ran out of rest PP because we kept getting the first turn wake up and so did this stupid Hatenna, literally doesn't have an attacking move we just need to hope that it struggles before schizophrenia does

I'm actually going insane it's been 38 turns. Who gave me this bird.

We lost, it doesn't count because we don't have pokéballs yet but holy shit, schizophrenia isn't good.

I feel like I know who it was and holy shit this worked, it's making me feel insane. Anyway back to the story bruhhhh

Some dude comes up talking to Jenner about an amethyst cave

It's Ren :D he has a cool scarf

Holy shit no not another battle please

So on any given turn we need to hope that they hit us so we can actual use rest, then hope that sleep talk lands on psycho shift, then either wake up or hope that it lands on nightmare. Then hope that they don't wake up before nightmare does damage. And repeat.

This is insane.

Okay so Jenner has a daughter named Melia, I totally remembered right

Alright let's get one more encounter and then I'll end it here for now because this has been absolutely mind fuckingly something

Our second teammate is...

NUMBER 2

Wow the second Pokémon submitted it's..

Sprite the Spiritomb :D

Submitted by @blairreturns2day (hope it's okay to tag you sorry thanks for the submission :D)

It has the infiltrator ability and the moves

Well they didn't say but they said make him powerful so I'm gonna do that because I NEED HELP

Let's give this lil dude uhhh idk what's good how about I pick 2 and we randomly generate 2 other moves

Okay well idk what alpha shot is but it sounds awesome I'm gonna give it that

And 'black hole' because that sounds fun

Okay and 2 random moves, Lick! Of fucking course, andddd Tar Shot, awesome great cool

They also said to make it shiny if I can which of course I can yippee :3 and to give it a potion? The strongest one it can hold. It of course can't use it but y'know, it'll hold it :D

Okay well that's gonna be it for the first update, hope you enjoyed because I certainly.. played the game. And felt my brain evaporating.

Cya next time!!

[thefluffypanc]

Hello random person on Tumblr! I (yes me) will be doing a Pokémon Rejuvenation egglocke! Don't you (yes you) want to help out? Well of course you're asking what's Pokémon Rejuvenation, and what's an Egglocke? Well I hold the knowledge you seek.

Rejuvenation is an awesome fangame, with incredible writing and just incredible everything, that's all you gotta know about it.

An egglocke is a special way of playing a Pokémon game where instead of catching wild Pokémon I build a team out of a ton of submissions from random people and friends like you :D so submit a name and species for a Pokémon using this link (or comment I guess that could work too) and yours will be added to the pool from which I could eventually have to pick to add to my team :D

Join the cause today and send me submissions so I don't lose the egglocke :D

https://forms.gle/C3uidwrPqWRN6ebP6