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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

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Alpha-17: this conference is so unbelievably dull

Alpha-17: Kenobi, permission to call in a fake bomb threat?

Cody: 17, the General is hardly going to-

Obi-Wan, barely awake: sure, anything to get out of listening to Orn Free Taa lie through his teeth for another three hours

Cody:

Alpha-17: *smug face*

Cody: you know what, if we’re doing this, we might as well throw in a real bomb, make the threat look more realistic

Alpha-17: there’s the Cod'ika I trained :)

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Cody and Obi-wan smooching poorly hidden behind pillars and shit like Anidala, except for some reason they never get caught.

Meanwhile Mace Windu is clearing his throat two feet away from an Anidala makeout session.

No one believes Anakin that Obi-wan is standing 30 feet away behind another pillar making out with his Commander.

Jedi: Really Anakin, Obi-wan would never be so obvious.

Obi-wan and Cody: *Walking past them smugly, obvious ruffled and flushed*

Anakin: AAUUHG!

The only one who believes Anakin is Yoda but Yoda is too entertained to say anything.

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

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I have never seen bigger dick energy in my entire life!! Holy fuck this woman is queen shit!!

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💕Happy Valentine’s Day!💕

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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Cody teaches Ahsoka how to dislocate her thumb to get out of handcuffs, and Anakin gets pissy about it [because he wanted to teach her] and he starts an argument with Cody

so, Cody threatens to teach her to dislocate her arm as well

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Order 66 AU where Palpatine made one (1) fatal mistake and that was putting the Jedi into the military to whittle them down before his big damn triumph. You know. Like canon. Except that friendship is magic and love overcomes all odds and the Jedi have been right down there in the trenches saving clones, sharing their joys and griefs, and dying for them, while what's Palpatine and the Senate done for them lately, hm?

Palpatine: Execute Order 66!

Cody: . . . Yes my lord.

Cody: Welp guess we're Separatists.

Obi-Wan: We're what.

Cody: I presume you'll be taking control of the droid armies now?

Obi-Wan: What.

Cody: Or is the plan for Generals Windu or Yoda to handle that?

Obi-Wan: ... what....

Cody: Gotta say, sir, you should've done this years ago. The infiltration plot didn't need to go this long.

Obi-Wan: Infil--?

Cody: At least the rest of the war should take about a week without having to answer to the Republic's politicians.

Obi-Wan: . . . Hello, Force? It's me, Obi-Wan. I have a few questions...

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Obi-wan, drunk and sobbing on a table: And I keep trying to tell Cody I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him Cody:...when did you meet someone else named Cody?