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Got a new crystal today that is supposed to be used for drawing out necromantic energies. It does that well, but I found out the craziest thing, it can also draw out dill flavoring from foods. This is big for me because whenever I’m adding dill to a dish I forget how much to add when it’s fresh versus when it’s dry, so a lot of times it’s just too much dill.

I shall finally perfect my home made ranch dressing and various Slavic soups. I will be unstoppable.

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

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not my six year old ass floating away

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

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i actually love not having polls bc i can see stuff like this

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made a lego porygon!

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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i love that haiku bot shows me so many posts i would never see

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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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I’m not bitter