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So actually did it folks, I actually posted my work on Ao3. You can check me out! KingSkullz is my username and the work is titled Twilight but Gayer.

I've managed to post four chapters as of today, hopefully more to come.

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File this under “super obvious yet I always seem to forget it.”

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[knocking on the door]

Rosalie: You wanna get that?

Edward: And interact with people? No, thanks.

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Edward: Since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is in the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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I finally got my ruff bois shirt!!! i got the "not a vampire" one and i love it im going to wear it every week

Ohhhhh hell yeah my little ruff bébé we support the Native American people in this here ranch house and I’m glad people are happy with their stuff!!!!

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Ok I wanna hear people’s response to this:

Which do you think is the best Twilight movie and why?

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how come no one is talking about how adorable Charlotte is? bc shes adorable and i would totally wear that outfit bc i actually do tbh like she looks so precious

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One afternoon Rosalie begrudgingly offers to help Bella if her truck ever has trouble and now you can catch Bella every weekend ripping her alternator out with her bare pining little hands assorted twilight trash (7/?)

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listen, its funny

please social distance responsibly! 

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“vAmPiRe pOWeRs cOmE fRoM tRaItS tHeY hAd aS hUmAnS” then you should have written edweirdo to be more perceptive, less judgy, and less reliant on other’s thoughts, st*phenie!!! Homeboy was apparently very perceptive as a human, but couldn’t figure Bella out bc he couldn’t read her thoughts??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

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“Being transformed into a vampire is very painful” 🙄 yeah yeah, clearly someone has never had the corner of a tortilla chip stuck in their throat

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Twilight vampires not having fangs is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. That’s the hottest part of a vampire and tbh much more efficient for biting. LET THEM HAVE FANGS! THEY DONT HAVE TO BE GIANT! SLIGHTLY MORE PRONOUNCED CANINES IS ALL IM ASKING!

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edward: what’s your idea of the perfect date?

bella: august 13. exactly a month before my birthday. I don’t need to be another year older than you.

edward: ...that’s not what I-

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Kellan Lutz wanted to keep his curly hair for the Twilight movies but a previous job required him to have a buzz cut so his hair didn’t grow back in time for Twilight. Truly a loss but nobody’s fault.

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if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.

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I can’t believe there are people who don’t hear “The Spanish Flu” and immediately think “that’s what killed Edward Cullen”