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i feel like shipping shouldn’t be about which ship is morally or narratively or thematically ‘better’ but more about which one makes you want to throw up and write fics and jump about and make playlists and talk to people about it like the need to scream into a pillow about a random rarepair is more valuable to me than thinking about if they’ve even met

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Damian: Father. Please revoke your ‘No profanity’ rule.

Bruce: Why?

Jason: *Somewhere in the manor* WELL THAT JUST DILLS MY PICKLE.

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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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gently grabs you by the chin hey. if an author selects “chose not to use archive warnings” on a fic, they’re allowed. even if you don’t like it or disagree.

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Hyperfixating on Supernatural is all well and good, at the beginning. Oh yeah, at the beginning it’s all dopamine hits, and getting to know the characters and loving them more every day, and then…and then, eventually…you begin to realise…that you are a lot more like Dean Winchester than you initially thought. And you initially thought you were a LOT like him, okay, so this really shouldn’t be possible, but…somehow it’s happening, and somehow you’re still finding out new things about him and about yourself, and they just keep connecting and then eventually you will watch him do something that perfectly mirrors your soul, and it will feel like being shot.

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did i do it right?

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Jaskier: I'm feeling mischievous today, Roach, i think I'm gonna start a fight

Roach: *snorts*

Jaskier: geralt, am I worth every headache I give you?

Geralt: of course

Jaskier: oh, so you're saying I cause you stress? That I'm not the most perfect husband in existence? That to be with me is a chore?

Geralt: damn it, Roach why didn't you warn me he's feeling mischievous today?

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I never read the hobbit, but I HAVE read lotr and the silmarillion, but I just learned that the battle of the five armies, that part they made a WHOLE movie out of, is only 1 page in the book because bilbo gets hit by a rock and wakes up when it’s over. 10/10 no notes, that should have been the movie too

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they killed charlie because if she got her hands on dean and cas in later seasons destiel would’ve gone canon on screen

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(Early Robin!Tim Era)

Dick & Bruce: *arguing*

Tim: *headphones on, listening to Livin’la Vida Loca, dancing around them*

Dick & Bruce: *start yelling*

Tim: *lifting one side of his headphones* Bruce, Dick is an adult, you have to give him some independence. Dick, Bruce’s love language is quality time and he thinks the only way to get that is by working together. Now shut up so I can actually hear Ricky Martin-

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I am 21 years of age but the urge to buy myself a dollhouse kit is still very present especially now that I have adult money

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i thought i was at my lowest but holy shit it gets lower

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)