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I wish we had every single game on DS

Not 3DS, just DS. Guys please stop tagging this as 3DS

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Soul (2020) dir. Pete Docter and Kemp Powers

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

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I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this

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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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i love y'all but everyone saying "okami 2" like my boy here suffered for nothing

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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