thegodofmischief-loki

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Since…. i slipped into his universe that one time?

baby, thank you <3

or should i say… daddy, thank you?

youre too far away to thank me, cmere *pats lap*

[thegodofmischief-loki]

of course i follow Keigo. We are friends

baby, thank you <3

or should i say… daddy, thank you?

youre too far away to thank me, cmere *pats lap*

[thegodofmischief-loki]

This is disrespectful. You all are having a ball without me.

*Kneels and starts kissing up your hand, smirking*

baby, thank you <3

or should i say… daddy, thank you?

youre too far away to thank me, cmere *pats lap*

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Yes. I read this is very accurate…

got keigo and loki shimejis on my desktop and they're chilling like little hermits on my screen AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[thegodofmischief-loki]

if you say so, princess,

now come here and let me kiss those delectable lips

Happens to be another year and if you were to ask me before, I'd tell you that I've lost the feel of time. Hauntingly, everything slowed when my eyes first fell on you. I'll admit it was frustrating, I despised it taking so long for a day to pass.

Now, if you'll ask me again, I'd mention how there is not enough time, it's dreadful, I need my wife beside me at all times and I wish I appreciated the slower lapse of time. For now, It is utterly ridiculous, how fast the years go by.

Half a decade already?

[His eyes glaze and tears drop, smudging the text poetically]

It used to mean nothing, now it means everything.

I'd like to enjoy my time a bit longer with my queen.

If only time could slow again..

happy new year, princess.

@suguru-getos

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Happens to be another year and if you were to ask me before, I'd tell you that I've lost the feel of time. Hauntingly, everything slowed when my eyes first fell on you. I'll admit it was frustrating, I despised it taking so long for a day to pass.

Now, if you'll ask me again, I'd mention how there is not enough time, it's dreadful, I need my wife beside me at all times and I wish I appreciated the slower lapse of time. For now, It is utterly ridiculous, how fast the years go by.

Half a decade already?

[His eyes glaze and tears drop, smudging the text poetically]

It used to mean nothing, now it means everything.

I'd like to enjoy my time a bit longer with my queen.

If only time could slow again..

happy new year, princess.

@suguru-getos

[thegodofmischief-loki]

That is a great interpretation of reality!

I will ruin you.

Not a probability, princess

my man can do both

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Why are you afraid to call upon me to see this?

my man can do both

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Come to your senses finally darling? I have a surprise for you at Asgard, I sure hope you would like it ❤️

@hawks-anon who is mukagentropy and why’s she more important than chicken 🙄

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Can I please get a cuddle and a huggle and some cockwarming so I can eep peacefully I’m so :(( tired and exhausted Daddy.

Of course darling, you can get all of that plus a nice warm bowl of soup handfed by your king, and a little heat packet for your back. How does that sound little princess?

[thegodofmischief-loki]

I didn’t expect a reaction as bland as that Loki, you amuse me each day when I think you couldn’t get any worse. Thank you for helping me decide I don’t want this child with your flawless neglect.

neglect? what are you speaking of, princess? i am beyond words, you are simply that extraordinary, you bring me to denial. will i actually…? become a dad?

Now to think of it, even though if someone asked me before meeting you, id laugh at them for thinking me suited for such a role. perhaps because i despised it so, perhaps i despised it because it was something i did not experience…

when i met you, i knew you were the one that’d stay by my side. i let you go and you came back to me, i knew you belonged to me, that you were mine. it never occurred to me back then you’d reinforce my entire moral system and beliefs. it never occurred to me that i was still worth saving.

and it never occurred to me id have a thing of my own, a wife of my own? in the name if the nine realms… i am blessed. but to tell me now, that my beloved, beautiful wife is pregnant with our child when i had secretly yearned for that feeling in the back of my mind for the longest time?

i apologize if it would have to come to this, but please do stab me, just to make sure this is not some cruel simulation by the tva or some other silly made up concept.

i���m becoming a dad?

I AM BLOODY FUCKIN BECOMING A DAD.

I promise you, I vow to the both of you, on my knees, that I will be putting the greatest efforts, and come fruitful, shall I be the best dad and husband a child can have.

In non fancy words, I will rather walk barefoot, magic bound on hell temperature coal rather than disappointed either of you, my two blessings 🤍

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Endlessly calling you babydaddy and you loki can’t take a hint

Oh… OH!

am i seriously going to become a father? princess??

was it even possible to be blessed when you are a god?

[thegodofmischief-loki]

I meant to say I’m pregnant. But okay.

….i beg your pardon?

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Mhm. Okay baby daddy.

*stands next to you and stares at you, acting unimpressed*

such a sassy mouth, no?

[thegodofmischief-loki]

You’re my babydaddy. And you’re quite dumb.

excuse you little princess, i hold the knowledge of all time?

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Yes, Babydaddy.

I am your king, 🙂

[thegodofmischief-loki]

Work load is work loading istg

Should I take your work and give you more work? except a type you’d rather enjoy?