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Name him. Name your son.

I am. Makeing. Sum Litol Lizzerds. What are your two favourite colours so I may make you, a lad. And would you like to see your son when he is finished?

Green and purple :O

And yes....pwease

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You think you are safe but horses are omnivores

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I only like Sanders Sides ships with Logan, Remus, or Deceit in them. Or all three.

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Roman the Dick-Stealer must atone for his sins

Just twin things: getting revenge on your brother because he's cis

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Could I please have a feral blep Deceit? Hes smol and adorable!

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Deceit, quietly: Maybe if I scratch hard enough the scales won’t grow back so I’ll never have problems with them again. If the price of that is peeling my skin off with a potato peeler, I shall pay it.

Everyone but Remus and Virgil: *concerned* UM, WHAT!?

Remus: Oh, are you shedding again and didn’t tell me?

Virgil: *pulls his face close by his chin* Yep, his eyecap’s all milky, he’s in blue.

Remus: Go take a bath so your shed will come off easier!

Deceit: *sticks his tongue out and hisses even as Remus and Virgil force him into a bath*

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oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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*shows you a picture of a rat*

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*shows you a picture of a rat*

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Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

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I'm trans in the wrong and bad way that cis people hate

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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Come get this dick-fil-a

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Executive dysfunction feels like when your computer keeps freezing so you try to pull up task manager to figure out what the hell is going on but that freezes too

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do other ADHD people find that they’re literally incapable of standing completely still, like when you close your eyes you sway back and forth or in a small circle? cause I do. And when I’ve gotten brain checks I always have to tell them the swaying is normal and I don’t control it before they think I have a concussion. Or is this not even an ADHD thing?  

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the FUCK is a gender?? Is it contagious?